Neocron2 Delayed ?

[Holger Nathrath]

Today a first aid kit to support the development of Neocron2 has been delivered at our HQ. After this well ment delivery, ...

http://neocron.com/~hoyer/Foto01.jpg

...our lead programmer was heavily injured in the battle for "Kinderschokolade". Because of this incident, the release of Neocron2 will be delayed for 6 months. 8| :rolleyes: :p :D

http://neocron.com/~hoyer/Foto02.jpg

Thank you, RaTMaN! Great initiative :cool: !

[evs]

lolz0r :D

[Weaponizer]

2nd post ! :D

Oie is this really true or a big joke ? eh ? 8|

[Lexxuk]

get back to work you lazy buggers >.<

[Holger Nathrath]

Oie is this really true or a big joke ? eh ? 8|

What do you think? O_o :p :D

[Jonax]

There goes a mission fix :( ;) :p :lol:

[Lexxuk]

What do you think? O_o :p :D

from past experience, you really dont want us to answer that :p :angel: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Saza]

I prefer Holger to MJS, he makes teh funneh jokez0rs!

[Siygess]

What do you think?

I think a lot of people are going to need clean underwear, and KK will be footing the bill ;)

[Weaponizer]

What I think ?

OMG :eek: I think you guys haven't eaten since in "crunch-mode". Poor things.. Look at that poor guy trying to grab something to eat :eek:

[Richard Slade]

Umm.. I'm not suprised in any way if you actually HAVE delayed it..
Neither am I not suprised if CoDi killed someone in the battle of the "Kinderschokolade"....

Edit: And ye, you look like heppehs n' geeks

[Judge]

I think thats because they are hippies and geeks Slade. :p

[kurai]

...our lead programmer was heavily injured in the battle for "Kinderschokolade". Because of this incident, the release of Neocron2 will be delayed for 6 months. 8| :rolleyes: :p :D
He must have had a crap resists setup :D

[Richard Slade]

I think thats because they are hippies and geeks Slade. :p
But... They have books? And windowcleaner? And flowers?!

Btw: PLZ PLZ PLZ LEMME HAVE THAT GIANT POSTER IN THE BACKGROUND!!!

[Weaponizer]

Btw: PLZ PLZ PLZ LEMME HAVE THAT GIANT POSTER IN THE BACKGROUND!!!

You mean the giant rolled up poster near the window ? That's MINE !!
They just haven't mailed it to me yet :D :lol: ;)

[El_MUERkO]

LOL

Good work fella!

Now get back to work you big German fairy, I dont care if your arm is broken in 4 places we want our NC2!!!

[nobby]

what a funny post :p


no but seriously!
when's the proper release date fÜr neocron zwei?

[naimex]

..... did the chocolate get injured too ??

























or can I have it ?

[Lexxuk]

..... did the chocolate get injured too ??
or can I have it ?

You will get fat(ter) :p

[Dribble Joy]

I prefer Holger to MJS, he makes teh funneh jokez0rs!
Blasphemer!!!!

Anyway, who is who in teh photo, I recognise several....

[naimex]

You will get fat(ter) :p


of course I will... I´m underweight atm.. so it can only go 1 way...

[Lexxuk]

of course I will... I´m underweight atm.. so it can only go 1 way...

thats what karen carpenter said, was it karen or catherine? one or the other :p

[naimex]

thats what karen carpenter said, was it karen or catherine? one or the other :p

Dunno who that is.. but just FYI...

I´m 182 cm, and weigh 62 kg... that puts me below the average weight..

Which makes me underweight, which would say that I can almost only go 1 way from here..

Which I then chose to look away from..


EDIT : Lexxy, I´m done uploading that creepy movie from fang forums.

[Lexxuk]

I'm... about 185cm and 64kg, least I was before that week of nil by mouth :p

[BaDDaSS]

ROFL, the battle for chocolate ...

GET BACK TO WORK! :P

[[TgR]KILLER]

gotta say that choco is damn good tho :p i want some to :(

[Selendor]

Looks like someone hacked a red soulight belt and threw all the items on the floor ;)

[Frotto]

I prefer Holger to MJS, he makes teh funneh jokez0rs!

Holger For pres!!!!!!!

[Richard Slade]

I'm... about 185cm and 64kg, least I was before that week of nil by mouth :p
Lucky bastard :p I gotta lose some kilos...

[Weazle]

I'm not surporised he got hurt in the rush ... those Kinder Surprise eggs are great!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

[Tratos]

i almost shit myself when i saw that title :p damn you :lol:

Now get back to work :p

Holger > MJS btw.

[Akasha]

i almost shit myself when i saw that title :p damn you :lol:

Now get back to work :p

you and me both there Q!!! :lol:

[Seven]

Nice to see that. :)

Cheers and beers to KK's overworked coders!
Hang in there and one of you guys please give Holger a wedgie for us! :p

[Iorghe]

Hang in there and one of you guys please give Holger a wedgie for us! :p

I would....


... but I like my job :D

[NS_CHROME54]

lolerz at holger and iorghe :lol:

[BaDDaSS]

I would....


... but I like my job :D

Go on!!!!

/me starts writing up resume for the job vacancy :D

[-FN-]

Oie is this really true or a big joke ? eh ? What do you think? O_o :p :D

Heh - funny pics :) But it has yet to be said whether or not the 6 month delay is true or not :p

[Mr Kot]

GET BACK TO WORK! :P

You heard the man.....

And to make up for the time lost during the battle for the best toy in the Kinder surprise, im gonna have to send you all a package of THESE:

http://www.davesdrivertraining.co.uk/Neocron/Geek Leak.jpg

We can't have you taking more time off for toilet breaks now, can we??

Holger, go fetch the 5-slot whip from your gogo and start with a few practice cracks above their heads. ;)

[Dribble Joy]

I am intending on sending a wee package with some quality english ale and some tea in it.

Dunno if you can send glass bottles in the post though.

[NS_CHROME54]

i intend on sending them a not so wee package containing a hell of a lot of canadian beer. higher alcoholic content = no pain, keep programming.

[Candaman]

man u guys are FUGLY no wonder u hide behind copbot outfits :P

[Mr Kot]

I am intending on sending a wee package with some quality english ale

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You've seen the hiccups and the beta bugs when they're sober, don't go getting them drunk, for chrissakes :p


Come to think of it, wouldn't it be funny if there were a rogue GM who regularly logged on drunk as a lord? Just imagine the random chaos as he dons his copbot outfit, loads his copbot rifle, turns god mode on and just kills EVERYONE in the city including all the noobs, then hacks all the belts just for the kicks.... MUAHAHAHAHAHA

[Morpheous]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! You've seen the hiccups and the beta bugs when they're sober, don't go getting them drunk, for chrissakes :p


Come to think of it, wouldn't it be funny if there were a rogue GM who regularly logged on drunk as a lord? Just imagine the random chaos as he dons his copbot outfit, loads his copbot rifle, turns god mode on and just kills EVERYONE in the city including all the noobs, then hacks all the belts just for the kicks.... MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Hmm, maybe they're drunk already and the beer would make them less drunk?

Mmh....ok, Ethan think-pattern there. (Ctrl-Alt-Del referance there :p)

I think some of Zoid's concoctions would work... "Beercola! Beercola! Beeeercoooolla!"

[Judge]

Lucky bastard :p I gotta lose some kilos...

Iirc, I'm 180cm and 59kg. But thats an improvement over 50kg since I started actually going outside and jumping around. Thats 9kg of pure muscle babeh!

[Mr Friendly]

lol odd humor?..... :lol: :p :D

[nobody2004]

Well done Holger, great sense of humor :) :) :)

Good to see you guys are able to lough even under pressure :)

And the title for the thread is just perfect :D


Today a first aid kit to support the development of Neocron2 has been delivered at our HQ. After this well ment delivery, ...

...our lead programmer was heavily injured in the battle for "Kinderschokolade". Because of this incident, the release of Neocron2 will be delayed for 6 months. 8| :rolleyes: :p :D

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Thank you, RaTMaN! Great initiative :cool: !

[Spermy]

"Beercola! Beercola! Beeeercoooolla!"

Pssh

Psuedo shandy drinking pansy... =/

[cRazy2003]

lol that was pritty funny.

and yes im not gonna stop posting until i reach 2000 posts :p

[Lexxuk]

lol that was pritty funny.

and yes im not gonna stop posting until i reach 2000 posts :p

yay you got unbanned :angel:

[cRazy2003]

yay you got unbanned :angel:

ive been unbanned for a few days its just the time ive been banned ive realised how unintrested i was in the forum :p

[Lexxuk]

ive been unbanned for a few days its just the time ive been banned ive realised how unintrested i was in the forum :p

i put in a good word with hinch for you <3

[garyu69]

When you're finished using it can i have that poster in the background :D

http://neocron.com/~hoyer/Foto02.jpg

[Judge]

I think that we all want that poster gary. :p

[uber java]

I think that we all want that poster gary. :p
Yeah...I want it too...

[Heavyporker]

Me want NC poster.

Anyways, this really warms my heart... knowing the community loves Neocron this much to go to such lengths to keep the game going...

*sniff*

[Underground]

Which one in the foto did the RPOS ?

[NS_CHROME54]

Which one in the foto did the RPOS ?

sorry, but small bombs in the mail don't help anyone.

[Endar]

sorry, but small bombs in the mail don't help anyone.

Hey quit flaming about the RPOS, its awesome! :D

[Underground]

sorry, but small bombs in the mail don't help anyone.

Nah i just need a new face to put on my dartboard, david james's is kinda nackerd now.

[Candaman]

Nah i just need a new face to put on my dartboard, david james's is kinda nackerd now.

u had to take david james's pic from under ur pillow to put on ur dartboard oO

[Archeus]

Brave company.. your not worried about laxative being put in the stuff? :)

[Akasha]

damn it you...shhhhh :angel:

[Opar]

Holger > MJS btw.

No. Just, no. MJS was our pimpin' cool guy CEO, he'll never be bettered :p But Holger is cool ^_^

[Holger Nathrath]

Today we got a second delivery of [...].
A big thank you to Stefan Johansson!

Because the [...] company has denied all payments for the marketing we did for them, we won't mention their name again. Therefor their name was censored in the picture. :D :D

http://neocron.com/~hoyer/Foto03.jpg

[Endar]

Umm... Why do I have feeling that I have missed somekind of a "Send Chocolate to ReaKKtor" contest? Point the thread out and I shall send some great Fazer chocolate if I have enough money :D

[phunqe]

Today we got a second delivery of [...].
A big thank you to Stefan Johansson!

Onoz, my name is revealed...

No wait... err.. how did you.. hmm... *twitches*
Wait.. Damnit...

Btw, it should be 6 packages.. did you eat them already? :p

Good to know you got them anyhow.. was getting a bit suspicious :D

[Richard Slade]

Umm... Why do I have feeling that I have missed somekind of a "Send Chocolate to ReaKKtor" contest? Point the thread out and I shall send some great Fazer chocolate if I have enough money :D
They will most likely hunt you down and kill you if you do.... Kinder choco all tha way

[Holger Nathrath]

This package came from Simon Echterhof! Many Thanks!

I don't think that fans ever did something like this for a development team before.

:cool::cool::cool::cool:

You are the greatest community of the worl... - ...oh my God :eek: !! There coming bubbles from ratboys mouth 8| :wtf: :rolleyes: :p


http://neocron.com/~hoyer/Foto04.jpg

[hudsonbeck]

haha! funny.

I would send some from the states, but our chocolate sux.


H

[Tratos]

did the CEO of the company just almost call us the best community ever...?

O_o

im scared


No. Just, no. MJS was our pimpin' cool guy CEO, he'll never be bettered :p But Holger is cool ^_^well i think there possibly on par now cos of the GIGA thing.

[Tratos]

ok im an idiot double post

[Ascension]

ok im an idiot double post

2 minutes later too :p

[Akasha]

Aww leave him alone, he sniffed too many wine gums :angel:

[Tratos]

Aww leave him alone, he sniffed too many wine gums :angel:
damn you akky :( always bullying me :( :P j/k

[nobby]

haha! funny.

I would send some from the states, but our chocolate sux.


H

yep thats right!
but hersheys...i can stand that tho...

[NeoChick]

hahahaha, judging by the looks of the chars in NC2 I thought you have been eating too much Sauerkraut!
Glad to see you have changed your ways, perhaps now the male chars will get some muscles and the female chars some tits

Please everybody, send them more Kinderschokolade

[Seven]

Tits are good...

[xkorpio]

..... did the chocolate get injured too ??

No chocolate was injured in the making of this post... :wtf: .....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mobius]

teeeeeeets + nettles

[Shinto]

personally im just waiting for this to turn into a real neocron2 is delayed thread :angel:

[nobody2004]

personally im just waiting for this to turn into a real neocron2 is delayed thread :angel:

They will NOT delay NC2, unfortunetly.
Too much resources spent on launch allready.

What they could/should do IMHO, is:

Release it !
But give everyone an xtra 1st month free ...

So I'm sure everyone would be happy.

The whole community would understand not everything being perfect at first.
No one would/could complain as this period would be free.
KK could finalize NC2's launch with some serenity.
The market would welcome this move as a sign of true customer satisfaction dedication from the part of KK.

Now this is just my regular 2cts ...