View Full Version : You know you've played too much Neocrack when....
I think I did one of these threads a while ago..... oh well. Here we go again, I guess :p
You know you've played too much Neocrack when:
1) You start crawling around on one knee in the town center, asking for pokes.
2) You sex random people.... duh.
3) Someone beats at a sport and you respond with the words 'OMG GM HAX'
Continue ^_^
4) You punch somebody in the street and claim you're beta testing PvP
5) Someones short changes you at the counter and you call them a fucking noob.
6) You lay on your back in bed, refusing to move claiming you 'stuck in synch'
sanityislost
14-09-04, 16:49
7) You see some hot chick and ask her "apu or ppu"?
SiL ..:..
8) You post this http://neocron.jafc.de/showpost.php?p=1587081&postcount=151 in your "Why do we take this?" thread :p ;) ;)
EDIT: *Slaps retr0n for invading on his number* :p
EDIT 2: *Slaps retr0n for changing his number and making phunqe's edits invalid*
9) You actually realise you dont have a life and commit suicide...
10) You realise, after having a beef at KK, that in actuality, Neocron is damn leet (even with the shit stuff :p)
Freeejumper
14-09-04, 16:56
11) if you start doing this when the servers go down for a patch http://www.tvk.lt/mantas/jonglestylo.wmv
12) You wonder why London doesn't have a NavRay
13) You're willing to pay for "NC2" which is the same game, but without your stuff you earned in NC1 and with a terrible RPOS.
14) You use an Excel spreadsheet to track your rareparts.
15) You use the Outfitter to change the color of your PA in TH and P1.
16) You dream of a NC mob called "THE CREATOR" with rank 306/306 and that shoots poison... out of its ass o_O
17) When you get tea for you and your friend and say "Trade me, my hands are full."
18) When you hit a random guy on the street and curiously look above his head to see how much damage you did to him.
19) When there's a shooting going on at the street, you run up to the shooter, and as he points the gun at you, you shout "KOS NIB! I can take a few shots from your damn Wyat Earp!"
20) When you forget where you parked your car and just shrug and get a train home, assuming it will re-appear in your garage some time tomorrow.
21) When you call tougher people Tanks and skinnyer people Spys.
22) When you exit any type of door you expect a black Synchronizing screen.
23) When you jump off the side of a building thinking your health will jump back up when you hit the floor.
Dribble Joy
14-09-04, 17:45
24) In your head you stop calling yourself by your real name and start saying DJ instead.
25) You kill people just for their belts.
26) You wonder why you can't find "Stam Boosters" in the chemist.
27)When you Dance across the road with Gay abandon, because someone can REZ you.
26) You walk into the nearest chemists and buy shitloads of aspirin. Then you have a seat and start LOMing... :)
27) or you smash your TV set and start looking for rares...
You start drinking / taking drugs shortly before a long drive thinking "it's alright - I can just relog"
You're watching The Invisible Man thinking "why don't they just use HTTS to find him!"
31) You go to buy a BB gun, and ask the shop keeper how many slots it has and then ask where you can buy a mod.
32) You aim your hand and people and clench and release your fist, asking "HC or melee?"
33) You run away from REAL Dragonflies. (I've done this) :o :lol:
Mr Friendly
14-09-04, 19:08
34) when u repaet the phrase "ah fek, FRE >_<"
You try to re - roll your girlfriend to be more skilled in MC than cooking.
You know you've played too much Neocrack when.... you realise this is the 5 You know you've played too much Neocrack when...thread since you have been playing
metalangel
14-09-04, 19:49
...you hurl yourself off high ledges because it won't hurt.
...you pull your hoodie over your eyes and walk around offering to rez people
...you find yourself refusing to help people at work/school unless they tip you
...you antagonize a far person and run to the other side of a puddle, hoping they'll start to swim and not throw any grenades at you.
...when you've seen over 8 of these threads.
- someone says somethin that doesnt make sense and you try to vocalise "wtf?"
Clive tombstone
14-09-04, 20:05
...When you start keeping jars of fire flies in your room, calling them your soul clusters :D
...When you go around your work area holding a power tool offering to give pokes.
Doc Holliday
14-09-04, 22:32
...when you've seen over 8 of these threads.
same as what ezza said. rades was still best about thinking he saw that big planetside plane effort coming to blow his mates car up or something. :lol:
same as what ezza said. rades was still best about thinking he saw that big planetside plane effort coming to blow his mates car up or something. :lol:
lol, maybe I should read the thread next time.
Doc Holliday
14-09-04, 22:51
lol, maybe I should read the thread next time.
why bother. u seen em 5 times before :lol:
.... When your walking down the high street one minuite and suddenly appear in someones appartment the next with no given explanation. (happened to me once when I was drunk)
41) You ask for a pint of Cron 55 at the local pub.
42) You make an appointment with your doctor because you want a new arm (implant).
43) when you walk up to someone and say "wanna duel?"
44) you start asking people for buffs
45) you try and stealth when someone you don't like approaches
46) you try and clone ammo using rubbish out of your waste bin
Original monk
15-09-04, 12:21
47) when its about the 8th time ya posted in a "you know youve played to much" thread (take this very literaly, this isnt sarcasm)
48) when ya dont believe KK nomore with there plans cause they get changed the last second anyways
-> yeah thats still about the stupid kami's :mad:
When you make more than one post in this thread... :wtf:
When you make more than one post in this thread... :wtf:
No, that's when you know you're a forum whore :D
When you accidentally (while drunk) say lol instead of laugh .... :wtf:
After racing drinking aftershocks though so i guess thats a decent excuse :D
I was talking about a "Job counsellor" at school and said faction counsellor 8|
when you wonder wtf u got keys in your hand for, and try enter ur password to enter your house.
when ya go to bite into ya toast in the morning and question what TL it is..
when a sibling keeps poking you and you reply 'ill crouch when I need a poke'
when you decide to play another game (EVE ONLINE w00t) (I've not actually played it yet but I will when I get my new 2meg connection so W00t anyway)
Darth Slayer
15-09-04, 18:43
When you cross a road see an oncoming car and hope u don't lag before you get across.
Scorpius.
When you cross a road see an oncoming car and hope u don't lag before you get across.
:lol: Classic :)
Heavyporker
15-09-04, 20:02
when you "sex" a cop...
when you walk around and see backpacks on the campus grounds, you look to see if there's belts by them...
when you stand on your bed and try to click on it...
when you "sex" random passerbys...
when you go to your local computer shop and ask for datacubes...
when you see a polished marble floor, you run over and look down to see your groin's reflection...
when you walk into a liquor shop ready to order 249 bottles of something...
when you wince when you take your vitamins or aspirins because you know a drugflash is gonna come soon...
when you walk by a snake or dog or rat in the streets or grass or by your house, you put up your fists and attempt to engage them...
when you're in a club and you don't like someone, you punch the bouncer, thinking he'll aggro on the other guy...
when you got some cash in hand and you think it might be a bit much to carry around in your wallet, you sit down at your computer...
you unclip your new cellphone and such from your belt and stash them somewhere before going into a place you haven't before "because its a bitch to replace"...
you giggle whenever you see a NExT bike (I've done this! Until I saw it, I completely forgot there was a bicycle company called, yes, NEXT.)
I could go on, but I'm tired.
47) when its about the 8th time ya posted in a "you know youve played to much" thread (take this very literaly, this isnt sarcasm)
48) when ya dont believe KK nomore with there plans cause they get changed the last second anyways
-> yeah thats still about the stupid kami's :mad:
49) When you make posts like the one above
When you realise people actually HAVE played too much neocron and come up with so many signs... 8|
when er sig says neocrack 8| :eek: :lol: :lol:
Original monk
16-09-04, 09:20
When ya start seeing dinosaurs in the worldmap :P (http://neocron.jafc.de/showthread.php?t=111595)
when your friend is wearing a "BT" text on his t-shirt and you start thinking "Hope no Tangents are around to gank him".
/edit or the first time i saw him in his t-shirt was thinking "Were never going to get along"
... you stopped playing 5 months ago cause you were frustrated by low populations, bugs, lack of content, outdated gfx engine, balance issues and the the endless delays to DoY... but now your back for beta and all is well with the world again... except DoY which is broken :D
when you look for a ppu to do a cave run (to go buy something :p)
when you say : " hahah ur noob pe, feel my hot plasma"
when yu kill someone, the police comes and u think " those nibs, dont even have a HTS to find a stealther.." and when they got you you call them " OMFG CHEATER GM HAXX ROFLRFLROFL"
when you are at a drive in, you ask for a Warbot Cola.
(sorry for my englisch :rolleyes:)
(these ones I have actually done... 8|)
-When your on the computer and someone in the same room talks to you, and you hold down your vent push2talk key as you reply.
-When you accidently use words like f0xor0r and lol in conversations.
Richard Slade
16-09-04, 14:33
When you stop having emotions and just say them out..
"Wanna hear a good joke?"
[Insert good joke]
"lol"
"sex"
Richard Slade
16-09-04, 14:34
Double post, 2 posts to show of the forum whoriness and also spam
Beat that :D
(Refrained from trolling, flaming and the other badder rules...)
i everytime say : " lololololol, ololololo" am i sick O_o
am i sick O_o
Everyone is.
i everytime say : " lololololol, ololololo" am i sick O_o
Nope, you just have some really serious problems.
- When you are playing Neocron and trying to find graphical bugs, you dont take pics of those tables that say "Rotten Box" because those have always been there.
- When you are drunk and try to add someone in your "Ignore" list from your mobile phone.
CoreKeeper
16-09-04, 16:01
-When your on the computer and someone in the same room talks to you, and you hold down your vent push2talk key as you reply.
It's mean... I stepped into this trap too. o_O
55 or so)
jumping from the top of the medical center to the floor making a name or simbol with your droped backpacks.
(these ones I have actually done... 8|)
-When your on the computer and someone in the same room talks to you, and you hold down your vent push2talk key as you reply.
lol ive done that so many times :eek: and when you answer the phone and still press *push to talk key* lol /blush!
-When your on the computer and someone in the same room talks to you, and you hold down your vent push2talk key as you reply.
-When you're on a phone call and hold the push2talk button to reply. (done this with vent on and not)
(these ones I have actually done... 8|)
-When your on the computer and someone in the same room talks to you, and you hold down your vent push2talk key as you reply.
lmao yeah! too often! :P
Max Jefferson
16-09-04, 16:36
When someone accidently steps on your foot, you turn and ask "dmg?"
Whenever I accidentally say sex in real life everyone stares at me and goes :wtf: and calls me a freak
Well here's a little story about my ex girlfriend.
When I was only dating her for a little while I once said
"Awesome! Sex me!"
And she was like "What the fuck?"
When on the same day you post a leaving thread, you come back and make a post...
...when you don't bother to login to NC1 and NC2beta anymore...
GRR.
When the first thing you do after logging onto the forums each day is read each thread that got locked the previous night :D
Edit: Post 500!!!
When ur talking to someone and ya say something costs bla bla k (80k) instead of 80$ lol u no who you are!!!!!!
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