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Lexxuk
13-09-04, 22:21
Hello, I just got out of hospital today (for those that noticed I was gone) was a long long long 19 days of sexy nurses (one plays SW:G so we got to gossip a lot).

Things didnt go smooth this time either, for starters, I went in on the thursday, took some nice valium that night, next day took premeds had a shower, went back to sleep woke up having had the surgery not rememberin undressing or getting there :lol:

Then next day my stomach got bloated and huge and really hard, turned out the anesthetic had given me a paralyzed illea (or however its spelt) which meant my stomach had basically fell asleep and I was throwing up a lot, so they stuck an NG (Nasal/Gastric) tube down my nose into my stomach so they could drain my stomach out of my nose (not pleasant) and I was nill by mouth for a week, no food nor drink :(

My epidural (pain killer) came undone so had no morphine from day 2 instead of day 6, the lung didnt repair properly and stuff, was supposed to be home saturday, but just as they were to remove the tube they said "coff" so I did and then a bubble so they wouldnt let me home.

I'm now home, still with a tube in my chest, coming out into a "flutter bag" which collects the air and gung from my lung, anyone was pictures? Its really sick :lol:

Anyhow, I'm here, alive and have 108 spam emails to read :rolleyes:

Tratos
13-09-04, 22:24
Welcome back Lexx.

Sorry to hear about the badness :( but atleast your here again :)

Time for you to be back spamming the forums and sexing the droms, lol

Judge
13-09-04, 22:24
Poor Lex. :(

Stop with the smoking now. :p

I had defintiely noticed your absence, but at least you get to play NC2 open beta now you're back.

Spermy
13-09-04, 22:26
SEX lexx <3 :D

Lexxuk
13-09-04, 22:26
I have my 1MB ADSL now to play with too, just got to figure out where my web space has vanished to o_O

Spermy
13-09-04, 22:34
You can use it for downloading Neofragged! GO CHECK THE THREAD!

Lexxuk
13-09-04, 22:36
its almost bed time for me now, past 3 weeks been getting to sleep between 9:30 and 10:30, morphine helped, so my body clock isnt set for late nights yet :lol:

Tratos
13-09-04, 22:37
its almost bed time for me now, past 3 weeks been getting to sleep between 9:30 and 10:30, morphine helped, so my body clock isnt set for late nights yet :lol:
Caffine :D

or ofcourse just like i dunno....ummm....CAFFINE! :D

MkVenner
13-09-04, 22:37
welcome back, hope your feeling better

NC2 beta rocks btw :p

Glok
13-09-04, 22:38
Lexx, you made it! That was a long 19 days for us too man. Go check FA.com too, peeps are wonderin about you.

sanityislost
13-09-04, 23:27
Wb n Sex

Soz to hear about all the stuff dude....but sexy nurses are always good :P

SiL ..:..

amfest
13-09-04, 23:50
http://users3.ev1.net/~amfest/pro_juggy.gif Lexxuk for sick hacking President! http://users3.ev1.net/~amfest/pro_juggy.gif


Err Welcome back man ;)

rob444
14-09-04, 00:04
Aw, tubes trough noise isnt pleasant, arrghhh, hope you'll get well soon.

[TgR]KILLER
14-09-04, 00:05
wb lexxy glad your still in 1 part mate.. hope you can get well soon.. and get that damn tube out of your system soon to ;) <3 ya

G.0.D.
14-09-04, 00:13
Good, im glade you decided to go and not die ++

Lexxuk
14-09-04, 00:15
http://cgi.dgwebb.force9.co.uk/chest.jpg

also have a home movie of my chest flutterbag thats plugged in (back to hospital on Monday for xray and stuff)

Siygess
14-09-04, 00:22
Heh, they can say what they like about us Cornish people, but when it comes down to it, we're hard to kill, eh Lexx? :D

Welcome back, and I wish you a full and speedy recovery

Lexxuk
14-09-04, 00:24
Heh, they can say what they like about us Cornish people, but when it comes down to it, we're hard to kill, eh Lexx? :D

Welcome back, and I wish you a full and speedy recovery

dont tell anybody, but I'm Welsh, though i did take my own life in my hands by wearin a cornwall rugger shirt in Derriford with all them Devon peeps ;)

Richard Slade
14-09-04, 00:26
So it's okay to post it here?
Bastard *nicks pic
WB btw ;) <3

G.0.D.
14-09-04, 00:27
OMG NOOO!!! what happend 2 j0r left nipple :( :( :(

Candaman
14-09-04, 00:27
damn u lexx u bastard how the hell am i meant to go to sleep with that image in my head arrrrgggg BARRRSTEEWAAARRDDD oh well glad ur okay man i heard that dieing is kinda uncool so try not to do it

G.0.D.
14-09-04, 00:28
OMG NOOO!!! what happend 2 j0r left nipple :( :( :(

that was my favourite...

EDIT: Double post pwnage

Richard Slade
14-09-04, 00:29
OMG NOOO!!! what happend 2 j0r left nipple :( :( :(
that was my favourite...

Umm... :wtf:

Lexxuk
14-09-04, 00:32
OMG NOOO!!! what happend 2 j0r left nipple :( :( :(

it got errect? I dunno, my left ones fine, followed by a mole, followed by a huge tube that is in my chest followed by where the other tube was (that got removed)

Judge
14-09-04, 00:33
dont tell anybody, but I'm Welsh, though i did take my own life in my hands by wearin a cornwall rugger shirt in Derriford with all them Devon peeps ;)

That was risky. :p

Huh... so you were in Derriford were you? I was pretty close to you at the nearby Gym jumping and flipping around last thursday. :o

EDIT: Is that picture taken from the front of your chest or the side?

G.0.D.
14-09-04, 00:47
oh phew, must just be the angle the pic was takin at. because ur left nipple looks like it was chopped off. :rolleyes:

Lexxuk
14-09-04, 00:47
its from the side

john irons
14-09-04, 00:48
if you die i'll rezzurect yo ass and bithch slap yo ass :cool:

ps dont die :(

jernau
14-09-04, 01:45
Good to see you back.

hudsonbeck
14-09-04, 01:49
welcome back Lexxuk, hope you have a speedy recovery.

H

Akuji
14-09-04, 01:53
Picture

Am i the only one that see's a face in that?

Welcome back lexx, i hope this time your all fine ;)

Dirus
14-09-04, 01:55
Oh no.. Lexx is back.. Hide the Droms!

w/b :p

Sakletare
14-09-04, 02:38
Oh no.. Lexx is back.. Hide the Droms!

w/b :p
C'mon, give the man some love ...spawn some droms in his apartment. ;)

___T-X____
14-09-04, 02:42
wb m8, missed ya

Dirus
14-09-04, 03:48
C'mon, give the man some love ...spawn some droms in his apartment. ;)

Nah.. got somethin better..

The small one is a gift from Kintama, the large one is from me :)

garyu69
14-09-04, 04:05
Nice tube. Glad you are well.

use it for sympathy from girls, muhahahaha

SilentEye
14-09-04, 09:06
Am i the only one that see's a face in that?

Welcome back lexx, i hope this time your all fine ;)

You're right, I was thinking I was looking at a dog face first.

Anyhow, get well Lexxy so you can retake your place as president.

S

phunqe
14-09-04, 09:28
Be well soon man. Did you get any sexy personal nurse to follow you home? :p

Sex teh lexx

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El Barto
14-09-04, 09:33
sex0rz, your backz :)

Akasha
14-09-04, 09:59
Welcome back sexy lexy, glad you went through with it in the end, wishing u a speedy recovery,

@Lupus, u got pics from a diff angle? it's not the front lexx prefers!!

Lexxuk
14-09-04, 10:54
Nah.. got somethin better..

The small one is a gift from Kintama, the large one is from me :)

omg, my very own droms <3

Marshall1
14-09-04, 11:46
hello lexx welcome back mate was gonna post when i first heard but took ages to rember my login and password lol so didint bother as you weere already gone in hospital

anyhow nice to see you still with us keep smiling :)

have fun

hegemonic
14-09-04, 17:19
w/b lexx, all the best :)

.Cyl0n
14-09-04, 17:46
Welcome back sexy :)

MrChumble
14-09-04, 17:49
I assumed you'd been perm banned for being so sexy :p

Glad to hear you're safe and well and back with us.

Possessed
14-09-04, 18:08
Sex lexxykins <3 <3

Wb <3

.hack//sign
14-09-04, 23:20
w/b lexxy :p

Lexxuk
15-09-04, 01:15
when the huge scabs fall off (which they do and they are massive) I'm goin to sell them on ebay! they feel disgusting btw, so I'll have to get my camera to show you close ups :lol: :lol: :lol:

wench
15-09-04, 19:39
when the huge scabs fall off (which they do and they are massive) I'm goin to sell them on ebay! they feel disgusting btw, so I'll have to get my camera to show you close ups :lol: :lol: :lol:

You would think by now I would be wise enough to not read a Lexx thread while eating ice cream. :lol:

Welcome back and good luck with the recovery :)

NS_CHROME54
15-09-04, 20:09
um i'm out of the loop. why were you in the hospital?

Spermy
15-09-04, 20:54
Cos I shot him.

SilentEye
15-09-04, 20:55
um i'm out of the loop. why were you in the hospital?
Seconded ^^

sneakyhex
15-09-04, 21:36
welcome back lexxy hope u get better soon

Lexxuk
15-09-04, 21:56
um i'm out of the loop. why were you in the hospital?

I required a.....

Left thorascopy and stapling of apical bulae and abrasion pleurodesis and maybe a left thoradotomy or something. In English...

Cause my lungs collapsed, a few times, they had to be repaired, so the sugeon went in with a telescope (was a chance he would have to cut my chest right open, but he didnt need to, so less scarin) went to the bulae (air bubbles) and stapled them down (or something) then scraped away at my chest (inside) to make it inflamed so my lungs would stick to the chest.

Theory is, the bubbles are stapled so cant cause a collapse and if they do puncture again, they cant go down cause they are "stuck" to my chest.

Operation carries a 95% chance of total sucess, and a 1% chance of mortality, bleeding, infection, but gives me cool scars.

Sakletare
15-09-04, 22:00
I required a.....

Left thorascopy and stapling of apical bulae and abrasion pleurodesis and maybe a left thoradotomy or something. In English...

Cause my lungs collapsed, a few times, they had to be repaired, so the sugeon went in with a telescope (was a chance he would have to cut my chest right open, but he didnt need to, so less scarin) went to the bulae (air bubbles) and stapled them down (or something) then scraped away at my chest (inside) to make it inflamed so my lungs would stick to the chest.

Theory is, the bubbles are stapled so cant cause a collapse and if they do puncture again, they cant go down cause they are "stuck" to my chest.

Operation carries a 95% chance of total sucess, and a 1% chance of mortality, bleeding, infection, but gives me cool scars.
That's his story, but i strongly suspect that he had a MC5 Dimension Splitter and a Filter Heart 2 implanted.

Underground
15-09-04, 22:07
That's his story, but i strongly suspect that he had a MC5 Dimension Splitter and a Filter Heart 2 implanted.

Dementia Enhancer and Broken Heart 2 more like 8|

Lexxuk
15-09-04, 22:23
Dementia Enhancer and Broken Heart 2 more like 8|

I already got a DE3 and a BH2 k.thx.sex <3