[OT]The hunt for a pub...

[sanityislost]

So me and my mate G where in glasgow to get a passport all fixed up and
after we did that and checked out a few comic/cult shops we both had a
very sexy lightbulb ping above our heads and both said "pub" at the same
time.

So after about 15 min trying to find one we liked (we are picky lol) i went
upto the bar to get the first round.

Barman : so what can i get ya
me: 2 pints mate, xtra cold if you have it
Barman : you got ID?
me : i got a birth certifcate if thats any good
Barman : nope wont do
me : ok dude, im 22 see these piercings, you cant get them unless your 18 or over
Barman : you look 12
me: you know i now have the urge to kill you
*gets kicked out*

.......i hate stupid barmen

SiL ..:..

[Harch]

2 words.... LOL... and ... ouch, and unlucky.. oh..thats 3 ... man i hate being blonde... :lol: thats wos kinda funny tho. "u look about twelve" ...

plus i dont know many ppl who carry a Birth certificate...

[seraphian]

that sucks...

you could always just 'get older' though ;)

[sanityislost]

lol the really funny bit tho is i used to work in a bar :p

getting older? tried that grew some chin fluff, didnt like it shaved it off lol



SiL ..:..

[Shujin]

me: you know i now have the urge to kill you
SiL ..:..


follow your heart >;]

[manderf]

that sucks...

you could always just 'get older' though ;)

wheres the thrill in that???

[garyu69]

hehe, what bar was it, i'll try it too when i am up in a couple of weeks. I look young if i shave :-\

[Benjie]

You don't look 22 in your pictures.

Try growing a beard. Then die it maroon.

[Massacre**]

then benjie himself might fancy ya... And LOL to ur original post

[[TgR]KILLER]

lol that fucked up san :p lucky i always carry my ID since its kinda a law to have it with you if your over 14 here :p

[shend]

now i know we all agree on the fact that belgium is a shithole
by all standards..... BUT they never ask for an ID
"oh, so you're not 18?, here, have a bacardi breezer and shut the fuck up"
the sad thing is, you can't go to parties or pubs before 2 o clock in the
morning cos its infested with snotnosed kids who think they ruul just because
they're sipping the same pint they bought hours ago. where's an APU when u need 'em....

[ufora]

dude, the only peircing that i can think of that u need to be over 18 for is dick/minge

if u showed him you cock/muff thats why u might have been kicked out

[sanityislost]

dude, the only peircing that i can think of that u need to be over 18 for is dick/minge

if u showed him you cock/muff thats why u might have been kicked out

the 2 in my neck u have to be 18 for so i didnt flash my dick at him lol

SiL ..:..

[[TgR]KILLER]

tho i knowing you i wouldn't be suprised :p

then again.. thats when you had beer.. and you couldn't get beer :p

[sanityislost]

KILLER']tho i knowing you i wouldn't be suprised :p

then again.. thats when you had beer.. and you couldn't get beer :p

....killer sometime i think you spy on me Or i say to much on faction chat
:p



SiL ..:..

[sanityislost]

[edit]
eeeeeeeeeeek!!! double post lol

SiL ..:..

[SilentEye]

KILLER']lol that fucked up san :p lucky i always carry my ID since its kinda a law to have it with you if your over 14 here :p

Really? I never wear mine :confused:

[garyu69]

Dick on the bar would have been funny though.

:lol:

[Lecko]

"Mines a pint and here's my dick for ID...." <wham>

That's the sort of entrance you want.

[sanityislost]

oh yar gary....forgot the name of it but its the one with alot goth chicks :D
near forbidden planet and subway (the sandwich place not the underground bit :p )

SiL ..:..

[garyu69]

oh yar gary....forgot the name of it but its the one with alot goth chicks :D
near forbidden planet and subway (the sandwich place not the underground bit :p )

SiL ..:..I'll have to check it out, and if it fails, i have a voucher for Subway, lol.

[winnoc]

Funny heh, where i live it's easier to get drugs for underage people (read midgets) than alcohol.
And you can buy alcohol in a supermarket here, they don't ask you for id.

First time i got drunk i was 14. It's gone downhill since (read, i'm only realy drunk a couple of times a year now)

[Massacre**]

the 2 in my neck u have to be 18 for so i didnt flash my dick at him lol

SiL ..:..

ya know what u scare the shit outta me, and u avatar/sig should be dlted there disturbing. :P

[Ryuben]

ya know what u scare the shit outta me, and u avatar/sig should be dlted there disturbing. :P


hes sig rocks :p in fact it kept him alove when a tank was going to kill him
^-^

[Danae]

Don't worry with a pub in Glasgow, just get some Tenants, stand on the corner with a baseball cap and track suit and go "huhuhuhuhuhu ya prrrick" lots...:p or was that just where i lived? 8|

[Doc Holliday]

harch i loved the ut2k4 quote in your sig mate.

on topic. thats harsh sil. still would u really wanna get your passport out in glasgow? :)

[seraphian]

lol the really funny bit tho is i used to work in a bar :p

getting older? tried that grew some chin fluff, didnt like it shaved it off lol



SiL ..:..


BTW, 'Getting older', in quotes, is American slang (at least in my area) for geting yourself a fake ID of an older individual.

[sanityislost]

Don't worry with a pub in Glasgow, just get some Tenants, stand on the corner with a baseball cap and track suit and go "huhuhuhuhuhu ya prrrick" lots...:p or was that just where i lived? 8|


lol yea, we passed alot of thoses neds near queen street station....and of
course they had to say "huhuhu do you know you have those in your neck?"
to which i replyed "duh, wheres the pub" and he pointed in a random direction
and said "tesco's is over there".......O_o

SiL ..:..

[Dribble Joy]

A passport is not proof of ID afaik.

[sanityislost]

oh the passport wasnt for me lol was for my lil bro.
havent got any ID well apart from my birth ceritificate
thingy which i always have on me.

SiL ..:..

[Dribble Joy]

Shit, I meant birth cirtificate, passport is proof of ID.