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-=BlackBeard=-
21-08-04, 22:56
This is funny as hell try and download the song
The Night Santa Went Crazy
Down in the workshop all the elves were makin' toys
For the good Gentile girls and the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in, nearly scared 'em half to death
Had a rifle in his hands and cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all - now you're all gonna die!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he'd been gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddy Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and he barbequed Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, "It tastes just like chicken!"
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
There's the National Guard and the F.B.I.
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy
Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doin' time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Clause, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin' bout - the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was sick of gettin' gypped
Wo, the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he's gettin' a raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Wo, something finally must have snapped in his brain
Tell ya, something finally must have snapped... in his brain
thanks
bb
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Satocastix
21-08-04, 22:58
Somebody got into the Christmas spirit a bit late. 8|
-=BlackBeard=-
21-08-04, 23:02
Somebody got into the Christmas spirit a bit late. 8|
well im so happy about christmas i start a few months late?
or maybe im just slow
or maybe u r just mean
or maybe i just found it
or maybe the earth is flat and people just havnt gone far enough
or maybe there is life out there
o_O
bb
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YAY FOR CHRISTMAS!
Thank god the heat has died down!
Now for some Ace Rimmer!
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4196/ace.jpghttp://www.reddwarf.co.uk/deck03/images/s7/stoke.jpg
Or alternatively - Heres an arse.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/sentientpeanut/arse.gif
Or alternatively - Heres an arse.
Hey! Ace Rimmer is cool as hell and don't you forget it.
Hey! Ace Rimmer is cool as hell and don't you forget it.
Pffft Dwane Dibley all the way.
The foooooooooooooooolssssssss
Rimmer in general pwns!
If you're in trouble, he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him, the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him, life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden Strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius?
Don't ask me Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right,
then he just might come round for dinner
[Extended version only:]
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
We hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
(http://www.darkdreamstealer.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/rimmer_song.html)
The Rimmer Song pwns ;)
:D Also that song is mint, lol ive heard it before!
Hell-demon
21-08-04, 23:49
LOL!
seriously LOL :lol: :lol:
Funny!
LOL!
seriously LOL :lol: :lol:
Funny!
Say you mean me -
OR I'LL CUT YOU!
He will never need a Zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden Strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer[/left]
:p I need that on DVD already! :p
Hell-demon
21-08-04, 23:55
Sorry spunk..spermy what ever... I was laughing at the Santa thingy :rolleyes:
t'is a good song that, i got it on my MP3 list already.
and the rimmer one.
Ace Rimmer... What a Guy.
Dwane's hair always amuses me.
Rimmer in general pwns!
If you're in trouble, he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless, come what may
Without him, the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him, life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
He will never need a Zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a garden Strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer
Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius?
Don't ask me Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right,
then he just might come round for dinner
[Extended version only:]
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
We hope they fade us out before we get to schwimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
(http://www.darkdreamstealer.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/rimmer_song.html)
The Rimmer Song pwns ;)
:D Also that song is mint, lol ive heard it before!
R O F L
Or alternatively - Heres an arse.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v298/sentientpeanut/arse.gif
bahahahaha you made me squirt pepsi from my nose ;O and that burns like hell
R O F L
You should dowload it. I'm looking for it now.
bahahahaha you made me squirt pepsi from my nose ;O and that burns like hell
Please note - not my arse. Mine is far more pert. Before We get any spermy arse jokes.
You should dowload it. I'm looking for it now.
Pffft went looking for it, found chemical brothers instead. Bo - SHANK!
Pffft went looking for it, found chemical brothers instead. Bo - SHANK!
I just downloaded a load of Red Dwarf stuff from Kazaa. Search for Red Dwarf, they have quotes and everything.
I'm listening to Tounge Tied right now. That songs much better! :p
I just downloaded a load of Red Dwarf stuff from Kazaa. Search for Red Dwarf, they have quotes and everything.
I'm listening to Tounge Tied right now. That songs much better! :p
GAH!
Whats that episode called where they disguise as dibleys to escape confinement???
GAH!
Whats that episode called where they disguise as dibleys to escape confinement???
Thats from series 8. Series 8 sucked. ;) Series four five and six where easily the best. Series one was good too but in a different way. :p I wonder how long untill the movie? They promised a Red Dwarf move followed by Series 9.
Red Dwarf Movie/Series 9 > Fallout 3 (and I adore Fallout)
:eek:
the movie is taking way too long to come :( i also think we need to start a red dwarf thread, lol
the movie is taking way too long to come :( i also think we need to start a red dwarf thread, lol
Aye, but theres usually a definitive ending in there - wouldn't bode well for the series.
A warning to any non-red dwarf lovers.. mr flibble doesnt like that...nooo
:angel:
Red Dwarf went to utter shit after season six when it lost the funny writer (Rob Grant), Rimmer and the whole damn ship. Kochanski returning as that awful talentless woman was the last nail.
The best ones were the first two seasons with Norman Lovett but it remained excellent till the middle of season 6 when the repetitions started.
I doubt a film would be any good now tbh.
heard that song by wierd al prob on the lines of 6 to 8 years ago. have to say i loved it and always have. best x-mas song ever writtern
about red dwarf.... i agree but i think the last series was funny (prob ebcause rimmer was back) i think it was in its prime in bout series 3 and 4 (for me anyway)
Oh yeah - the topic :o.
It is good but I prefer Christmas At Ground Zero. The video for it is particularly good.
Oh yeah - the topic :o.
It is good but I prefer Christmas At Ground Zero. The video for it is particularly good.
was that wierd al song as well ?? if so i never heard it. u got a link where i can get it?
was that wierd al song as well ?? if so i never heard it. u got a link where i can get it?
Yeah it's him.
Copyright dodging isn't allowed on here but it's on the album "Polka Party" if that helps.
sprry i ment where to get a preview (honest) cool cheers. i used to have several wierd al albums i think one of me favs was running with scissors.
sprry i ment where to get a preview (honest) cool cheers. i used to have several wierd al albums i think one of me favs was running with scissors.Oh I see - no sorry. I just looked on Amazon but they don't have a sample.
Running With Scissors is probably my favourite too. It has a lot less filler than most of his albums.
Oh I see - no sorry. I just looked on Amazon but they don't have a sample.
Running With Scissors is probably my favourite too. It has a lot less filler than most of his albums.
god knwos how long ago i used to listern to him but i dont remember what album it was on but the hamster song ruled. it was bout 20 secodns long lol. also i loved the jerry springer song
i also think we need to start a red dwarf thread, lol
its been done before, i think Nidhogg got a few posts in there too... let me dig it out.
Rawr, I showed BB that song so all should praise meeeee!!!!! It is a funny song, but anything by Weird Al Yankovic is bound to be pure comedic gold (just look at "Which Backstreet Boy is Gay", "Spy Hard", "Rye or the Kaizer" etc.)
<3 Weird Al.
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