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Pungent77
09-08-04, 05:30
I'm gonna be scarred for life

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5506039057 :eek:

I would definately shit my pants if I caught something like that deep-sea fishing

cRazy2003
09-08-04, 05:31
Will consider bids from Europe ( except France & Germany )
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Richard Slade
09-08-04, 05:32
Ahh c'mon,
it's 1) fake 2) not me :p

Drake6k
09-08-04, 05:34
Pretty cool. I want one

Darkener
09-08-04, 05:37
rofl sweet that think looks cool, price tag aint cool 177 dollars .

Benjie
09-08-04, 08:44
People used to do these kinda hoaxes all the time in the eighteen hundreds, putting two animals together and announcing that they had discovered a new creature.

ichinin
09-08-04, 09:46
A lifeform such as that would plummet to the abysses given the amount of bone in it. Leaves no room for a bladder to control bouyancy.

A bit of common sense makes it scream "Hooooaaaax"!

Archeus
09-08-04, 10:04
A bit of common sense makes it scream "Hooooaaaax"!

Or you could just read the bit where he said he made it.

evs
09-08-04, 10:04
hehe i think peeps should read the ebay description before shouting 'OMG FAK0R HOAX0R!!1111ONEELEVEN'

For those hard of reading - i'll bold type the important bits ;)


A new sea myth creation from Juan Cabana , a local artist whose works I collect . The missing link between fish and primates ? Imagine running into one of these creatures while swimming at a beach ! Very mean looking fish ! ! The fish skin is authentic as are the fins . There is no fish smell whatsoever . About 19 inches long . The eyes are glass . Built very well, has weight . Would look great in any museum , bar , seafood business or private collection . Will consider bids from Europe ( except France & Germany ) , but winner must agree to payment either using U.S. Dollars sent registered mail , or Western Union . Shipping to Europe is double or more, the cost of U.S. shipping . Please email me if you have any questions . Thanks for looking ! The Weird Shoppe in Tampa , Florida . U.S.A

SorkZmok
09-08-04, 10:05
How bout the ugliest thing ever that actually exists?

http://www.naturhistorisches-museum.de/nacktmull.jpg
Here ya go. :)

-REMUS-
09-08-04, 10:27
hehe a good topic of conversation though:

Confused Sexy bird:"wtf is this??!?"

You:"that's bob"

Intrigued Sexy Bird:"erm what is it?"

You:"he's what ever you want him to be baby"

Horney Sexy Bird:"Wonder what he could do with a mouth that big *wink*"

So infact this mamofish could actually be an aphrodisiac, and well worth the $200+ price tag!

It's not my mamo fish honest... *runs*

Original monk
09-08-04, 11:41
sorkzmok, can ya eat that thing ? looks good for on a BBQ :P

creepy tough

Pungent77
09-08-04, 19:59
How bout the ugliest thing ever that actually exists?
Here ya go. :)

Kid....I knew you were a sick person, put that thing back in the shoebox and return it to your closet please
8| :) :)

Endar
09-08-04, 22:30
How bout the ugliest thing ever that actually exists?

http://www.naturhistorisches-museum.de/nacktmull.jpg
Here ya go. :)

Could you please tell me what that thing is? It somehow reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I mean the old rat guy with walking stick... Dont know why tho, since its been atleast 10 years when I watched it...

HatchetRyda
09-08-04, 23:59
Could you please tell me what that thing is? It somehow reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, I mean the old rat guy with walking stick... Dont know why tho, since its been atleast 10 years when I watched it...


Master Splinter

Neocrons_coward
10-08-04, 01:19
I'm gonna be scarred for life

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5506039057 :eek:

I would definately shit my pants if I caught something like that deep-sea fishing

out of all things to search for u find what e bay is best at


selling junk Its a carcass of a fish thats made of playdo

StryfeX
10-08-04, 01:32
How bout the ugliest thing ever that actually exists?

http://www.naturhistorisches-museum.de/nacktmull.jpg
Here ya go. :)What the hell is that fugly thing?

--Stryfe

Seven
10-08-04, 02:22
What the hell is that fugly thing?

--Stryfe


http://www.stefanmiller.de/nacktmull.html
http://www.steveker.net/viecher/nacktmull.htm
http://www.br-online.de/kinder/fragen-verstehen/wissen/2003/00311/

StryfeX
10-08-04, 04:23
http://www.stefanmiller.de/nacktmull.html
http://www.steveker.net/viecher/nacktmull.htm
http://www.br-online.de/kinder/fragen-verstehen/wissen/2003/00311/Nightmole? Any English sites?

--Stryfe

SorkZmok
10-08-04, 04:29
Nightmole? Any English sites?

--Stryfe
I have NO idea what that thing is called in english. Actually i dont even wanna know, its just so ugly!

Pungent77
10-08-04, 04:33
Nightmole? Any English sites?

--Stryfe
Translates to "naked mole" .........which is more than likely a hairless mole


*Edit* here ya go ;) http://www.letus.org/bmatters/animals/mole-rat.html and http://nationalzoo.si.edu/Publications/ZooGoer/2002/3/nakedmolerats.cfm

Drake6k
10-08-04, 04:35
Translates to "naked mole" .........which is more than likely a hairless mole
*Edit* here ya go ;) http://www.letus.org/bmatters/animals/mole-rat.html

I just found that same site but you beat me to it :D

Original monk
10-08-04, 14:05
How bout the ugliest thing ever that actually exists?

http://www.naturhistorisches-museum.de/nacktmull.jpg
Here ya go. :)

euh, its obvious ya havent seen kimmyG before :P

daamn i couldnt resist :(

greendonkeyuk
10-08-04, 14:12
The thing kid kapow posted looks like a vole tbh not a mole. Theyre similar, both of the rodent family but voles can swim. moles afaik cannot. It also looks like it died, got dug up, stuffed and mounted.

The big fish shaped thing on ebay is grim though.

lol at original monk, no offence to kimmy but i fell off my chair laughing.

Endar
10-08-04, 14:15
"They can move backward as quickly as they can move forward and can even somer-sault in tunnels."

Wow talk about ninja moles! :lol: