Question for Snow and Codi n Stuff

[Lexxuk]

Ok, being a geek I found all this stuff (http://forums.invisionpower.com/index.php?showtopic=133359) totally funny.

So, have you done like that Matt guys done and stuck in funny functions or weird remarks or anything in NC codebase too? And if so, show us :p

/edit - there are more on the other pages, its really funny :lol:


$DB->query("SELECT COUNT(*) as dracula
FROM ".SQL_PREFIX."posts p
LEFT JOIN ".SQL_PREFIX."topics t ON (t.tid=p.topic_id)
WHERE t.forum_id IN ($myforums)
AND MATCH(p.post) AGAINST ('$check_keywords' $boolean)");

$count = $DB->fetch_row();

if ( $count['dracula'] < 1 ) // Tee-hee!

Gotta love that one :D

[Richard Slade]

I don't get it...
I'm a noob

[Lexxuk]

its Code, so you can make funny stuff, like there is one there with $pain_in_the_arse or something, and the remedy is $preperation_h ...

guess you gotta be a geek to appreciate it :p

[Sakletare]

As a systems developer (correct english titel?) who is programming PHP/SQL (all who knows what "LAMP" is, jump up and down (No it's not that shiny thing, sit down!)) all day, all i have to say is: :lol:

[Lexxuk]

omg, I know what LAMP is too, i feel more geeky already :D

(for those that dont know, ha, you'll never join the geek elite till you do! :p)

[amfest]

bah Lex you're making my head hurt . . . must .. relax

*goes back to playing hgames . . .

errr I mean neocron!

[rob444]

Old:


#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
while(!CRASHED)
{
display_copyright_message();
display_bill_rules_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
{
make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
do_nothing_loop();
totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
disable_Netscape();
disable_RealPlayer();
disable_Lotus_Products();
hang_system();
}
write_something(anything);
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
do_some_stuff();
if (still_not_crashed)
{
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
basically_run_windows_3.1();
do_nothing_loop();
do_nothing_loop();
}
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
{
set_wait_states(lots);
set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes); }
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
/* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt)
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);
while(something)
{
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
)
create_general_protection_fault();

[Lexxuk]

i actually understood most of that, i really got to get out more often :confused:

[Sakletare]

Geeks of the world, unite! :D

[Lexxuk]

i agree, if us geeks put our minds together, and we could actually leave our computers for 5 minutes, we'd take over the world!! total domination!

[amfest]

i actually understood most of that, i really got to get out more often :confused:
A winxp piece needs to be added to that code though. Something like you've updated too far. You Lose. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect 200 dollars.

[Lexxuk]

A winxp piece needs to be added to that code though. Something like you've updated too far. You Lose. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect 200 dollars.

more like "Thank you for downgrading from Windows 3.1" :p

[ichinin]

As beeing an ex (thank god) Tech supporter, i found this (http://www.techtales.com/tftechs.html) page pretty funny. Think most of you will too..

[Sakletare]

i agree, if us geeks put our minds together, and we could actually leave our computers for 5 minutes, we'd take over the world!! total domination!
We still haven't taken over the world. Those damn 'puters... *sigh*

...or have we taken over the word already? 8| With all our gadgets we might have wiped your memory of that event to let you think we are harmless.

Be afraid, be very afraid. :angel:


EDIT:
<-- Post #100 I'm an official spammer now. :)

[Lexxuk]

too funny..


Her: Was it you I was speaking to five minutes ago?

Me: No it wasn't.

Her: Oh, it must have been somebody else then.

!?!

O_o

[Ascension]

I get the - Pain in the ass / Preperation_H joke because of the beloved 'Austin Powers 3' :lol:

'It does feel good on the hole' :lol: