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greendonkeyuk
28-07-04, 18:52
By now youve probably all heard the news, The Simpsons is to have a gay marriage storyline to be screened in the USA in January i believe. The UK should get it later next year. Ive heard unofficial reports that its gonna be one of Marge's sisters (Patty or Selma) but cant remember which one.

Who do you think it will be?

Jest
28-07-04, 18:56
Flanders. ^^

Possessed
28-07-04, 19:00
Lenny and Carl? That's my bet atleast.

LTA
28-07-04, 19:03
apu and moe...

dunno they could do quite a business together :D

Jest
28-07-04, 19:03
Lenny and Carl? That's my bet atleast.Rofl. Thatd be the funniest option.

-FN-
28-07-04, 19:04
Itchy and Scratchy. Those little fuckers are always chasing eachother around hurting one another - just like little kids on a playground who OMG TEH LIEK eachother.

Possessed
28-07-04, 19:07
Rofl. Thatd be the funniest option.
It would also make the most sense, they have been dropping hints about their 'relationship' for years now :o

Yes, I do watch too much Simpsons.

Ascension
28-07-04, 19:07
Smithers 'Mr Burns assistant' is clearly gay as he always dreams of Burns etc..
so i say him and someone else :lol:

Possessed
28-07-04, 19:08
Smithers 'Mr Burns assistant' is clearly gay as he always dreams of Burns etc..
so i say him and someone else :lol:
Smithers is too much in love with Mr. Burns to even think about touching someone else. So unless Burns either dies, or makes a series decision about his lifestlye I doubt it would be Smithers.


:p

Spikadelia
28-07-04, 19:14
There's an episode where Rod and Todd Flanders are shown in full clone outfits, leather chaps, handlebar moustaches. I think that discounts Neddie.
Smithers......... too obvious? Although he may be one half of the couple. Carl or Lenny? Too peripheral. Rev Lovejoy?..... too well suited to Helen. Comic Book guy? Remember the torrid and stomach churning lovenest sex scenes with Skinner's mother. Skinner has Kraboppel. Moe? Hmmmm Moe? Nah the only thing in his closet are pickled eggs. Disco Stu? Well he has the hips and the moves? Hans the Moleman??? 8|

Maybe it is Selma or Pattie!!! Reminds me of the joke.
Q: Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So they don't get mistaken for lesbians.
Oh my god, I can hear my dyke mates on the warpath already.

I have obviously watched far too much Simpsons...Okalee Dokalee :p

Dribble Joy
28-07-04, 19:14
Barney and Moe.

-FN-
28-07-04, 19:20
Actually - didn't Flander's wife die or something? He's been living alone with his two kids and gay marraige + heavily religious person = kick in the nuts to today's f-d up society... that would be kinda funny.

Omnituens
28-07-04, 19:54
apu and moe...
ah shit, did anyone else read that as A.P.U. and moe?

too much NC for me.

stebedford
28-07-04, 19:54
Auto and Barney
:)

Q`alooaith
28-07-04, 20:29
I'd say the two cop's, can't recall their names off the top of my head but.. well it'd be a twist..

It's that or Homer + somone.

LTA
28-07-04, 20:31
ah shit, did anyone else read that as A.P.U. and moe?

too much NC for me.
heh i had to double check it when i wrote it, thought APU huh? wtf am i on about in a simpsons thread :o

Soothsayer
28-07-04, 20:41
I thought that Apu was already married. He was the hottest single in Springfield for an episode, then had one of those arranged marriages.

As a matter of fact, didn't his wife have sextuplets?

I'm going to go with Smithers on the marriage thing.

Ryuben
28-07-04, 20:47
I thought that Apu was already married. He was the hottest single in Springfield for an episode, then had one of those arranged marriages.

As a matter of fact, didn't his wife have sextuplets?

I'm going to go with Smithers on the marriage thing.
was best husband in spring field ;) iirc

SorkZmok
28-07-04, 20:53
Lenny and Karl. Definately.

Smithers would be just too obvious.

SypH
28-07-04, 23:15
Lenny and Carl? That's my bet atleast.
Funnily enough that's the first names I said when a work mate asked me who I thought it was going to be today.

Omnituens
28-07-04, 23:21
As a matter of fact, didn't his wife have sextuplets?

Octuplets

"We have a Love-Eight relationship"

Capt. Rik
29-07-04, 13:07
yesterdays newspaper hinted at 1 regular cast member marries an unknown and Homer gets ordained and performs the ceremony

Richard Slade
29-07-04, 13:11
If Homer does the ceremony, the priest gotta marry,
and the priest getting married would be so wrong that they'll do it
But to whom..?

Archeus
29-07-04, 14:16
Lionel Hutz and Miguel Sanchez