View Full Version : Some ideas and midget porn
- Reduce the weight of Medical Kits by an absolute ton, then make them cost 1k each. Leave first aid kits alone.
- Remove Desiesed and Rotten flesh, or implament a chemical that turns it into edible large flesh.
- Allow Private Eyes to wear Tank power armour if they can meet the requirements.
- Increase the weapon potential on non rare weapons so the highest ones can overlap the rare counterparts better.
- Drastically reduce the weight on all freezer weapons and freezer ammo.
Pistol Experience Memory
REQ: 70 Dex, 70 Str
+15 Pistol Combat
+5 Dexterity
-150 Tech Combat
-5 Strength
Heavy Experience Memory
REQ: 50 Int, 50 Str
+15 Heavy Combat
+5 Strength
-150 Hacking
-5 Dex
Wheres the midget porn? http://neocron2.jafc.de/images/smilies/old/confused.gif
Brainstorming? Those imps are weird. O_o
Wheres the midget porn? http://neocron2.jafc.de/images/smilies/old/confused.gif
Great, got my new signature! :D
Brainstorming? Those imps are weird. O_o
For libby Tanks and heavy combat PE's.
heavy combat PE's.If I was to make an HC PE though it would be for warbot hunting. No go with that imp. :(
For a PvP HC PE though, it would rock.
If I was to make an HC PE though it would be for warbot hunting. No go with that imp. :(
For a PvP HC PE though, it would rock.
HC PE's are great for PvM. The only boost they need is for PvP.
Just ask Tostino. :D
- Reduce the weight of Medical Kits by an absolute ton, then make them cost 1k each. Leave first aid kits alone.
Gives rich players a cash sink alternative.
- Remove Desiesed and Rotten flesh, or implament a chemical that turns it into edible large flesh.
PvM boost.
- Allow Private Eyes to wear Tank power armour if they can meet the requirements.
PE=Variation & Love Starved.
- Increase the weapon potential on non rare weapons so the highest ones can overlap the rare counterparts better.
Variation to the players, and it allows people who can't meet the stat cap (like droner tanks or Melee pe's) to actually be viable. (The most important idea.)
- Drastically reduce the weight on all freezer weapons and freezer ammo.
Inventory options.
I say remove PE PA, they can drug up to wear tank PA, or wear the earlier spy PA's.
i feel cheated, i was so looking forward to midget porn :(
i feel cheated, i was so looking forward to midget porn :(
Anybody else want that in there siggy?
Anybody else want that in there siggy?I have a better one already. :D
i have 3 green blobs, i DESERVE midget porn >.<
HellBreaker
25-07-04, 01:09
Anybody else want that in there siggy?
got it lol
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:09
Anybody else want that in there siggy?
nvm...
HellBreaker
25-07-04, 01:11
nvm...grrrr lol got it before you :P
Edit : wow lol we posted on the same minute i must of been a second or 2 faster lol
you lot seem obsessed with midget porn, ask Kyle to share his secret stash with you ;)
/edit 5222nd post!!!
HellBreaker
25-07-04, 01:22
/edit 5222nd post!!!
OMG >.< lol
DIE!!!!! *hits Lexxuk with his midget porn magz*
hope that hurt :p
P.S Drom Sex > midget porn
OMG >.< lol
DIE!!!!! *hits Lexxuk with his midget porn magz*
hope that hurt :p
P.S Drom Sex > midget porn
okay nuff with the spam.
T'least give you 'pinions of t'ideas with t'spam.
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:25
you said midget porn.
we're talking midget porn
simple enough
hehe, he's got a point, now less talking more midgets :D
Post about my ideas and midget porn! :D
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:28
Silly facts:
I've dated more than five midget length women so far.
All under 1.50cm
EDIT: And those girls mostly have HUGE ti.... *cough* hearts.. :D
ok, the ideas...
i think it'd be proper sweet if PEs got the use of tank and spy PAs, but the Xray resists would overpower them a bit methinks...instead of removing PEPA, remove the Dex bonus and replace it with something else, a sub-skill bonus dunno what...
now make with the midgets :p
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:32
Post about my ideas and midget porn! :D
Sorry what was the subject again?
'cept for midgets that is?
I feel that yes, midgets could enhance NC, some should be put in pepper park for all our midgest perversions and needs :angel:
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:39
I feel that yes, midgets could enhance NC, some should be put in pepper park for all our midgest perversions and needs :angel:
I'll give my vote for that
And do like AO has now with their leet-pet thingy, midget-pet!!!
One could be dressed up like santas little helper
another is a bondage midget
of course the PA midgets
circus clown midgets
bag-midgets
bikini midgets!
and so on
gimme gimme
i think we're onto something with this midget idea, how about midget catapaults for op wars, u stick a midget onto the cata and fire it at the op's, like midget wars!
omfg pwnage...or repeating midget seige bows
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:44
i think we're onto something with this midget idea, how about midget catapaults for op wars, u stick a midget onto the cata and fire it at the op's, like midget wars!
give droners some luv and have mindcontrolled midgets with laserrifles/napalm stuck on their heads
of course there is the regular midget that runs by itself
and imagine the digging midgets coming from down below
and the stick midgets..
midgets with 11-feet poles that poke their enemies to surrendering
the migdet easer a new low tech rifle, fires a burst of midgets!
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:45
the migdet easer a new low tech rifle, fires a burst of midgets!
that was kinda lame
the midget easer should rather be a backpack that holds a midget that you carry around.
Which of course has a weapon in hand. Backshot!!
Paw of Midget, pimp slapping bondage midget strapped to your hand, always at arms reach
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:47
Paw of Midget, pimp slapping bondage midget strapped to your hand, always at arms reach
with whip mod too for the little extra length...
midget mines, you stick em to the walls and when someone runs by, the midget runs our, bites into their leg, then explodes killing em instantly :D
i think thats enough with the midget weapons...cant thin kof anything else...
ooh ooh
Tangent Plasma Midget: shoulder mounted midget that spews balls of..well probly better we dont know...
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:51
carpetmidgets
when we get flyers you simply carpetbomb areas with midgets,
equipped with prefered weapons: Laser beam on head, TNT barrel or forks (Ninja midgets)
Midget Sponge - Removes sweat while youre healing that APU in pepper park. Heals are very sweaty IF YOU GET MY POINT.
carpetmidgets
when we get flyers you simply carpetbomb areas with midgets,
equipped with prefered weapons: Laser beam on head, TNT barrel or forks (Ninja midgets)
surely u mean sporks?
Holy Midget, an APU spell, casts it and the sky turns black, thunder followed by lightening, followed by a midget fallin from the sky onto ur head!
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 01:52
Tangent Plasma Midget: shoulder mounted midget that spews balls of..well probly better we dont know...
quick fix on that one: turn the midget around and we got Tanget Plassma Midget instead
are we actually getting midget porn or just false promises of midget porn? :confused:
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 02:03
are we actually getting midget porn or just false promises of midget porn? :confused:
well it was false promises..
but hey we can always make our own!
Wanna trade some btw? I got a few twin midgets here somewhere
What do lesbian vampires say to each other?
--"I'll see you same time next month"
That is all.
What do lesbian vampires say to each other?
--"I'll see you same time next month"
That is all.
GG nextmap
omg kyle, thats spam, btw, trade me some of ur midget porn so i can trade for richards midget porn :D
Duder, is that girl in your avatar either a) picking her nose or b) trying to stem a nosebleed? :confused:
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 02:11
Picking Her Nose
speaking of which, isn't that Sandra aka Cat?
Or that's someone you know?
speaking of which, isn't that Sandra aka Cat?
Why not
whos sandra aka cat? and why isnt she just sandra cat, why the double barrel name, and why give her a middle name aka?
I bet shes a midget, just saying
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 02:19
I bet shes a midget, just saying
Last time I met her ( If that is her ) she wasn't very midgety... (Is that even a word?)
its a word now, quick, copyright, patent and trademark it, before disney does and charges you $20 for each use!
I think the correct word is "short".
Also, i have no idea who this Sandra aka Cat is. I also have a fetish for girls touching their noses. And i have a sore throat.
:lol: This is the best thread ive seen in a long while, lol
Yes your ideas are good Benjie :)
As are some of the midget ideas of course :D :lol:
omg kamikazie midgets, lol
Face scratcher midgets.
Holy Anti Midget Sanctum
omg CA sepcial ops COPbot midgets!!
the list goes on.
tratos.. you got a thing for midgets or something? O_o
tratos.. you got a thing for midgets or something? O_o
Nah... /me points at Kyle..
It was him..
/me runs
Nah... /me points at Kyle..
It was him..
/me runs
Hey, I only have a thing for midget BSDM... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You gotta wub lexxykins.
i'm 6 foot tall, i aint quite classed as a midget <3
i'm 6 foot tall, i aint quite classed as a midget <3
I'm taller than you nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nerrrrrrrrrrrrrr :P
I'm taller than you nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nerrrrrrrrrrrrrr :P
/me attaches midget mine to wall, watches as it runs upto kyle and blows his legs off
rawr, now ur not :p <3
I'm taller than you nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr nerrrrrrrrrrrrrr :P
Lanky bastard ¬_¬
merh i'll get you with my 5 foot 9 stature...
just you wait...
what was that?
its the wind...
ayye watch it ¬_¬
:lol:
Yeah i need sleep
I need sleep too=/ being up, and doing fuck all, for 13 hours is very tiring for me=/
My height comes from my dutch blood... weeee hehe (the dutch male is (on average) the tallest... while the Americans are really short :P)
I need sleep too=/ being up, and doing fuck all, for 13 hours is very tiring for me=/
My height comes from my dutch blood... weeee hehe (the dutch male is (on average) the tallest... while the Americans are really short :P)
omg, you and flyl got something in common, you both got boobies :p errr i mean are half dutch :D
I need sleep too=/ being up, and doing fuck all, for 13 hours is very tiring for me=/
My height comes from my dutch blood... weeee hehe (the dutch male is (on average) the tallest... while the Americans are really short :P)
Thank fully im just a short english person, lol
omg, you and flyl got something in common, you both got boobies :p errr i mean are half dutch :D
Lol, I was going to google "Man-boobs" in respone to that post... but luckily I thought better of it just in time :)
[Edit] The thing is... I'm also half welsh (same as Lexxy oO)... but the problem is that all my mothers brothers are balding/bald... while none are on my fathers side. Though I do have the same colour hair asmy father and the same coloured eyes... so fingers crossed:P
Silly facts:
I've dated more than five midget length women so far.
All under 1.50cm
EDIT: And those girls mostly have HUGE ti.... *cough* hearts.. :D
I'm sorry but there's midget women, then there's just fucking tiny. All under 1.50cm? How does it... work? And how can they have HUGE ti.. *cough* hearts, if they are only 1.50cm tall? :-P
-= Jimi =-
Lol, I was going to google "Man-boobs" in respone to that post... but luckily I thought better of it just in time :)
[Edit] The thing is... I'm also half welsh (same as Lexxy oO)... but the problem is that all my mothers brothers are balding/bald... while none are on my fathers side. Though I do have the same colour hair asmy father and the same coloured eyes... so fingers crossed:P
You can tell your half welsh by your avatar, i'm fully welsh!! :D :D :D
@ Jimi - they all have very bad backs :p
You can tell your half welsh by your avatar, i'm fully welsh!! :D :D :D
@ Jimi - they all have very bad backs :p
Atleast (in holland) I can smoke pot while doing the dirty deed to sheep :P you just get the sheep :D
Oh, bad backs and good surgeons.
Lol Lexxuk, sounds to me like they are just walking tits. Wait, wheres the problem in that...
i dont see no problem, its talkin tits that you gotta worry about :p
<3 kyle :D
Heh yeah, then I would assume you'd been at Possessed's stash and are having a bad reaction...
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 03:05
I'm sorry but there's midget women, then there's just fucking tiny. All under 1.50cm? How does it... work? And how can they have HUGE ti.. *cough* hearts, if they are only 1.50cm tall? :-P
-= Jimi =-
Mak ethat 1.50m and it might be easier to understand
Mak ethat 1.50m and it might be easier to understand
Heh I guessed that. Still, can't be easy on their backs...
Erm... you guys have a messed up definition of Midget...
I mean I know a LOT of girls around 150cm (5'1" for us Americans) I'm about 154cm myself, and I'm not SHORT by any means...
You know, I can't belive I'm even responding to this post... let alone arguing your definition of midget pron... good god I need to get some sleep, I'm not even sure if I want my name attached to this thread at all...
and a 1.5cm girl would be a midget to Tinkerbell FFS, he misplaced his decimel.
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 14:00
Erm... you guys have a messed up definition of Midget...
I mean I know a LOT of girls around 150cm (5'1" for us Americans) I'm about 154cm myself, and I'm not SHORT by any means...
You know, I can't belive I'm even responding to this post... let alone arguing your definition of midget pron... good god I need to get some sleep, I'm not even sure if I want my name attached to this thread at all...
and a 1.5cm girl would be a midget to Tinkerbell FFS, he misplaced his decimel.
Dude if yer 154 you're SHORT
I'm 183approx, and I'm still not that tall around here...
And fact is that everyone that is remotley close to being a midget (ie, short) is a midget
just for the fact that I like calling people midgets when they're short
and god damn yer short!
how can you be that small when yer a man?!
You're more than a full head shorter than me, much more...
My god! You're so... SHORT!
EDIT: Yeah I'm done now...
steweygrrr
25-07-04, 14:16
Dude if yer 154 you're SHORT
I'm 183approx, and I'm still not that tall around here...
And fact is that everyone that is remotley close to being a midget (ie, short) is a midget
just for the fact that I like calling people midgets when they're short
and god damn yer short!
how can you be that small when yer a man?!
You're more than a full head shorter than me, much more...
My god! You're so... SHORT!
EDIT: Yeah I'm done now...
Another vitcim of ASA: Angry Shortarse Syndrome
I mean I know a LOT of girls around 150cm (5'1" for us Americans) I'm about 154cm myself, and I'm not SHORT by any means...
.
Ur right, thats not short for a ten year old...
in case you fella's haven't noticed... I'm a girl... were usually not 6 feet tall... most of my freinds are about my height, I'm about 5 feet 2 inches, now by my calculations ( (5*12+2) * 2.45 ) that's like 154. most of my freinds are about my height, some a few inches taller, some a bit shorter
I AM NOT SHORT DAMMIT!!
I'm petite.
Edit: jsut realized me saying how tall I am got more responses than any brainport I ever posted... that's oddly sad...
Ah, the midget's right lads. Maybe she isn't short...
In all seriousness, 5"2' isn't that short, (no sexism intended) especially for a girl. I don't know many girls taller than me, and I'm only 5"10'. Most girls I do know range between 5"2' and 5"9' ish.
Richard Slade
25-07-04, 21:17
Ah, the midget's right lads. Maybe she isn't short...
In all seriousness, 5"2' isn't that short, (no sexism intended) especially for a girl. I don't know many girls taller than me, and I'm only 5"10'. Most girls I do know range between 5"2' and 5"9' ish.
In sweden everything under ATLEAST 165cm is SHORT
170cm is normal here afaik
The Americans are just (on average) oddly short Oo. The average Dutch woman is apparently 5 foot 10 inches... probably about the same in Scandinavia O_o O_o
Oh, and post your brainport threads here Oo the actual brainport forum is a graveyard.
did we ever get midget porn? well cept the stuff I was sent in PM's 8| 8| 8|
and 5'2 awww, we can turn u into a garden gnome :D
NO! I know what you do to your garden gnomes you sick fuck... :lol:
JK/JK/JK
Richard Slade
26-07-04, 11:20
Well we've all heard about the tall blonde blue eyed Swedes
They do exist, and they're all sluts.
NO! I know what you do to your garden gnomes you sick fuck... :lol:
I have pictures if you want to see them *wink*
I bet benjie is regretting putting midget porn in the title now :O
I have pictures if you want to see them *wink*
I bet benjie is regretting putting midget porn in the title now :O
you cant show them pictures, you promised me faithfully that you destoryed then so they couldnt be used as blackmail in my presidential election!
- Reduce the weight of Medical Kits by an absolute ton, then make them cost 1k each. Leave first aid kits alone.
- Remove Desiesed and Rotten flesh, or implament a chemical that turns it into edible large flesh.
- Allow Private Eyes to wear Tank power armour if they can meet the requirements.
- Increase the weapon potential on non rare weapons so the highest ones can overlap the rare counterparts better.
- Drastically reduce the weight on all freezer weapons and freezer ammo.
Pistol Experience Memory
REQ: 70 Dex, 70 Str
+15 Pistol Combat
+5 Dexterity
-150 Tech Combat
-5 Strength
Heavy Experience Memory
REQ: 50 Int, 50 Str
+15 Heavy Combat
+5 Strength
-150 Hacking
-5 Dex
OK people, This is the Topic at hand, lets discuss this for a bit
[edit]
o_o hmmm i want an HC Eye...
Richard Slade
26-07-04, 13:42
OK people, This is the Topic at hand, lets discuss this for a bit
Ass good imps that's only for PEs.
No thank you.
Can I have my porn back now?
I don't really have much to say..I don't play PE..hmmm..looks good though..
Holy MidgetShock: the PPU casts it, and a height-challenged person runs up and kicks you in the nuts, thus immobilizing you.
MidgetMods, so ya can just squash them when they edit you:p
I'd like to have a pet Midget Warbot, that'd be cool..
I KNEW there wouldn't be any porn.Dammnit.
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