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cRazy2003
22-07-04, 13:02
hey all,

ive finally mustered up the energy to be bothered to write this, so here are the rules

when trade is opened hand over either a milky ren or 10 credits

when teamed, accept and follow the person first in the team as the leader

when attacked by anything, damage or not, attack back

when someone does a sex emote reply with Micken, ficken or sex

when someone says lol say lol back

when asked something or talked to say 'LAG, not sure, right on, ok, sure, cant remember, forgot'

when killed, generep to rontrade plaza 2, place all imps into imp box and ask for pokes continiously until pokes are recieved

every 10 mins of idling walk 20 steps or zone into the nearest zone point, cellar, building, different zone, etc.

every whole hour of idling go to the nearest generep and GR to a random location on the list.

when said hello to reply with 'hi, hey, hello'
when said <3 to reply with '<3'


so here we go, i leveled up my rank 40 PE on pluto, got him a laser rifle, 50 milky rens, 5000 credits, put him in plaza 1, turned the bot on and left him for 24 hours:

*hes left for 10 minutes idle, he walks into plaza 2 and stands there*

jul: hey crazy
crazy: hello
jul : sex j00
crazy: Micken
jul: whatsup?
Crazy: forgot
Jul: ? (identifying this as a question)
Crazy: LAG
Jul: <3
Crazy: <3

*jul leaves, 10 minutes pass and crazy walks 20 steps up the ramp*

ascention: sup
crazy: hey
ascention: were gonna go take out some TG in pepper park
crazy : LAG
ascention: oh ok
ascention: well anyways do you wanna come?
Crazy: yes

*ascention teams crazy, crazy accepts*

ascention: We’ve already got a team here as you can see

saza: hey crazy
tallon : yo
jul: hey
crazy: hi
crazy: hi
crazy: hi

ascention: ok lets go then

*as ascention is team leader he follows ascention*

*the team reaches just next to the zoneline entering PP*

tallon: buffs plz
crazy: right on

*a random PPU allied to CA, the teams faction, gives everyone buffs*

*crazy realises this is being an attack, and attempts to attack back, but the copbots prevent this*

jul: cmon then
*everyone walks in, ascention is closely followed by crazy*

*crazy, realising the 120/120 TS guard as a mob, pulls out his laser rifle and aims at the tsunami guard, death for crazy is instantaneous, because the TS guard is now in agro mode, the rest of his team dies.*

*crazy genereps to rontrade and starts asking for pokes*

ascention: crazy what the fuck?
Jul: wtf
Crazy: LAG
Ascention: well don’t do it again idiot
Crazy: sure

*crazy gets poked, the mid rank poker opens trade for a tip, crazy hands the poker a milky ren*

poker: ???
crazy: LAG
poker: tip please

*the poker opens up trade again, crazy hands the poker 10 credits*

poker: wtf, your never getting poked again then asshole
crazy: right on

ascention: right, were gonna go in again crazy, coming?
Crazy: sure
Ascention: and this time don’t fuck up ok?
Crazy: right on

*the team walks into PP, crazy does the exact same thing he did before, his team and himself dies*

*he genereps back to rontrade*

ascention: WTF??!!
Acention: bah fuck you
Crazy: right on

*the team disperses, crazy begins to ask for pokes*

poker: ha im not poking you again asshole
crazy: woot

*crazy spams ‘need pokes’ 43 times in total*

poker: FFS, fine I will poke you as long as you give me a proper tip
crazy: sure
*crazy gets poked, the poker opens trade, crazy hands the poker a milky ren*

poker: not this again you asshole
crazy: right on

*poker opens trade one more time, crazy hands the poker another milky ren*

poker: bah fuck you

*poker wonders off*

*crazy stands idle for a while, after an hour he goes to the generep and GR’s to Jeriko*

shelly: are you here for the fight?
Crazy: sure

*crazy receives buffs, taking this as an aggressive attack he opens fire on the PPU*

PPU: WTF

*crazy continues until he gets killed, he genereps to rontrade to ask for pokes*

*thankfully a new poker is there and he receives pokes*

poker: you can tip if you want
crazy: sure

*poker opens trade, crazy hands poker a milky ren*

poker: a milky ren lol
crazy: lol
poker: hehe thanks :P
crazy: right on

*after 10 minutes crazy walks towards a random zone point, in this case it’s the aggy cellars in plaza 2*

*he idles for 10 minutes more inside then walks into the main room*

noob: hey crazy
crazy:hi

*crazy gets a team invite, he accepts, then follows the noob, who is the team leader, for about 5 minutes*

*the noob noticing this, punches crazy as a joke*

noob: stop :)

*crazy realising this single punch as an aggressive attack, kills the noob*

noob: dude what the hell?
Crazy: LAG
Noob: dickhead

*team disperses*

*after 5 minutes, another mid 20 PE walks in, and sends a team invite to crazy, crazy accepts*

*the PE noticing crazy’s low health after being attacked by aggies, heals crazy and basic resist buffs him*

*crazy yet again noticing this as an attack kills the PE*

*a few moments after a tank of the same faction comes down and kills crazy*

*crazy genereps*

tank: don’t do that again
crazy: right on

*after receiving pokes and pissing off another poker with 10 credits and milky rens he idles for over and hour and genereps to a random location, CRP*

Richard slade: hey, wanna come caving?
Crazy: sure

*Richard slade sends a team invite, crazy accepts and follows Richard, as the team leader, towards the cave entrence*

Richard slade: guys don’t attack him he with our team

Team: ok

*everyone enters, crazy follows Richard slade towards the first set of mobs*

*crazy opens fire on the closest mob as do the others*

Richard slade: you ok crazy?
Crazy: right on

*crazy continues until he gets to about one third of his health, as the ppu’s are busy, Richard slade heals crazy, crazy opens fire*

Richard slade: WTF?
Crazy: right on

*Richard slade runs to the exit and zones out, he returns in shortly after*
Richard slade: don’t do that again crazy
Crazy: sure

*15 minutes of levelling passes, until Richard slade accidently shoots crazy again with his weapon*

*crazy opens fire on Richard slade, as his health gets lower and lower one of the hostile APUS comes in and kills crazy in 3 bursts of his HL*

*as crazy genereps the team disperses then reforms without crazy*

crazy: NEED POKE
crazy: NEED POKE
crazy: NEED POKE
crazy: NEED POKE

poker3: ok im coming =P

*crazy gets poked*

poker3: you can tip if you want im not bothered
crazy: sure

*poker opens trade window, crazy hands the poker a milky ren*

poker3: heh, thanx =P
crazy: right on

formori
22-07-04, 13:07
nice adaption on the SW:G bot :)

phunqe
22-07-04, 13:12
I love the LAG :lol: :lol:

Rob01m
22-07-04, 13:28
This is very funny, just like the original! :lol:

garyu69
22-07-04, 13:44
haha, that was hilarious :)

Maarten
22-07-04, 14:22
You should teach the bot the difference between being buffed and being attacked though... :)

cRazy2003
22-07-04, 14:42
You should teach the bot the difference between being buffed and being attacked though... :)

well that was entirly fictionous, i didnt even pretend to be a robot in neocron and type down what happened, just made it up off the top of my head this morning, i thought the flaw in buffing and being attacked made it more funny though, if not it wuda been kinda boring.

Benjie
22-07-04, 14:51
I didn't laugh. I mean it's just an adaption of the Starwars Galaxies thing.

cRazy2003
22-07-04, 16:02
I didn't laugh. I mean it's just an adaption of the Starwars Galaxies thing.

well your just mad because i threatened you with my fist :p (and gave you bad rep *coff*)

Pith
22-07-04, 16:16
well your just mad because i threatened you with my fist :p (and gave you bad rep *coff*) i must say, (http://www.thisisnotalink.com) that was a very professional decision

Cerbious
22-07-04, 17:27
didnt seem as funny after reading the SWG just repetative im afraid... made me smile but not brust into tears laughing like swg.

cRazy2003
22-07-04, 18:37
didnt seem as funny after reading the SWG just repetative im afraid... made me smile but not brust into tears laughing like swg.

same here really, its hard to find new content after its already been taken in the SWG one. and neocron doesnt have any mint mobs with funny names apart from droms :/