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OH MY GOD
offline for everyone else I take it?
Save The Babies!!!!!!!11111111
f00k m3h h4x
we are just a bit quicker than the auto-reboot
oooooo i'm sooo looking forward to getting disconnected from doy when its out i'm sure all the new customers u get will be so impressed
Offline.
Maybe all the money will disintegrate on Pluto. :D
GambitFlame
11-07-04, 23:47
nooooooooooo we'd just finished re-pwning a certain clan
[TgR]KILLER
11-07-04, 23:47
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
was standing in my app just talking and it went down.. god crist
2 weeks i don't do shit..
today i died 3 times for epics.. got a ppr for a clanmate.. recruited people in the clan.. got TONS of lowbie weapons for the clan.. and
pluto crashes.. maybe its a sign i shouldn't do shit :/
????????????
hi : http://forum.neocron.com/showthread.php?t=103461
Praetorian
11-07-04, 23:47
well its sunday, isnt this happening every sunday or so? :confused:
Yea we might jsut have to gank all the CM clans again :s
Dam...
I am getting bored....
Plz fix the server G.0.D., whatever 10 slot item you made that unsettled the balance of the NC universe, undo it!!!
Hmmm what could the culprit be?
MJS spilt his coffee on the server
Niddhogg tried to overclock the server with his hammer
Some one thought it would run faster if they switched the powersupplys to use UK voltage levels
etc etc
Hmmm what could the culprit be?
MJS spilt his coffee on the server
Niddhogg tried to overclock the server with his hammer
Some one thought it would run faster if they switched the powersupplys to use UK voltage levels
etc etc
I vote someone tripped over the lead from the 56k modem to the ipod that pluto runs on
Thats a possibility, maybe they just thought they would upgrade the machine? perhaps pluto is being moved to a amega?
wow, pluto's never down!
this must be serious.
lol I think this is my 3rd "OMG TEH SERVERS ARE DOWN" thread I have started in 2 weeks :(
NOOOO what am im supose to do now :(
Remeber the guard rails around the hole in the floor in the pic of the servers ?
Pluto fell through. See, that's where Saturn used to be, so they figured they give them losers a break and put Pluto in that spot. They are hoisting it up as we speak I bet.
I vote someone tripped over the lead from the 56k modem to the ipod that pluto runs on
haha or someone was murdered with the ipod and they needed to take it in for evidence
wow 27 people are viewing this thread,,, that means all of pluto is here! :lol:
I seem to have a memory of CIX winning rockshore first, and chasing ur asses to drakkhan and then taking that, and we were still fighting when the offline thingy came.
Teh Iron Man
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambulance
haha or someone was murdered with the ipod and they needed to take it in for evidence
more like mjs is going on a trip and decided having music with him is more important than pluto
wow 27 people are viewing this thread,,, that means all of pluto is here! :lol:lol god nib, i was thinking the same thing.
I seem to have a memory of CIX winning rockshore first, and chasing ur asses to drakkhan and then taking that, and we were still fighting when the offline thingy came.
Teh Iron Man
i seem to remember ayb having 2 people online when u first attacked gg well if thats the tactics u wanna use i'm game
GambitFlame
11-07-04, 23:56
I seem to have a memory of CIX winning rockshore first, and chasing ur asses to drakkhan and then taking that, and we were still fighting when the offline thingy came.
Teh Iron Man
so thats when another certain clan had 2 people on
hmmmz
I seem to remember u attacking us when we had 2 ppl on, me and cannings logged on and kicked ur ass at sieger with 4 ppl.. but it might jsut be me...
wow 27 people are viewing this thread,,, that means all of pluto is here! :lol:
thats so close to the numbers it's deppresing...
True enough. Except this fellow called earth. and none of u are even close to my pinkness.
Teh iron Man
K guys no one fucking cares about your op war... lets just keep this to random spam plz
wooo, up to 35.
when i get back from dinner, pluto better be up!
Uh, me thinks u have counting probs, I saw at least 8-9 backpacks in rockshore before we left though =). still, ur right, who cares matey. As for sieger, I wusn't thurr, so I dunno
what if you choke on a bone and keel over?
so they patching Pluto with DoY because we are all the Beta testers?
huh?
Uh, me thinks u have counting probs, I saw at least 8-9 backpacks in rockshore before we left though =). still, ur right, who cares matey. As for sieger, I wusn't thurr, so I dunno
when u were there at rockshore was the second time we went their
I donno garyu... that would be a pretty exclusive beta test.. O_o
Umm the topic is Pluto Offline not Clan Vs Clan I'm more uber than you.
Keep it ingame plz
[TgR]KILLER
11-07-04, 23:59
somebody wake up mjs :( i had to finish something before i would to to sleep damnit.. don't make me start all over again tomorrow
btw 41 people watching :D
wow 27 people are viewing this thread,,, that means all of pluto is here! :lol:
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WTF o_O
Yes, yes, teh Doy is coming, all of pluto is being converted, should take about 5 more mins tehn. Then we'll feast in the streets of DoY. or not
pluto is precisley:
http://www.wyas.fsnet.co.uk/pluto.jpg
GambitFlame
12-07-04, 00:00
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I feel for you [TGR]killer ... I just got astrix alone in my apartment after a bit of foreplay (she pked me) and was making my move then BAM servers go down. :p
I just manage to get away from what i was doing to play and its down :(
Who says we all go make a noob on Saturn all the same faction and go annoy them.
Right well I'm off to play a different MMORPG till the Ipod get plugged back into the nokia 5110 and rehashes the server..
A Galaxy Far, Far Away...
Guys!! Lets All Make Noobs On Saturn And Stay At Mc5 And Have A Noob Pk Battle!!!!
making my noob now so you there!
Guys!! Lets All Make Noobs On Saturn And Stay At Mc5 And Have A Noob Pk Battle!!!!
You're on!
Ipod?
maybe webtv . . . ;)
It does have a tendancy to overheat ^^
Constantin
12-07-04, 00:03
damnit was just zoning into pp1 8|
[TgR]KILLER
12-07-04, 00:03
I feel for you [TGR]killer ... I just got astrix alone in my apartment after a bit of foreplay (she pked me) and was making my move then BAM servers go down. :p
lmfao
so now i know why she wasn't saying so much in dm then :p
damnit was just zoning into pp1 8|
Onoz u might get ganked by one of the other ppl that can't get on :S:S:S
:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
I feel for you [TGR]killer ... I just got astrix alone in my apartment after a bit of foreplay (she pked me) and was making my move then BAM servers go down. :p
oi, get off one of my many wives you.. you.. you.. URANUS PLAYER YOU!!!111oneonethreee <3
i seem to remember ayb having 2 people online when u first attacked gg well if thats the tactics u wanna use i'm game
Oh, what do you want us to do? inform the enemy that we're going to attack?
"Tally ho old chap, we were having a thought about coming to take your little installment, hope you don't mind. Would you like a cup of tea while we wait?"
Hope I made this clear enough for ya :p
afaik, its in Germany, probably Hamburg
I feel for you [TGR]killer ... I just got astrix alone in my apartment after a bit of foreplay (she pked me) and was making my move then BAM servers go down. :p
cough she's 15 u paedo cough
Praetorian
12-07-04, 00:08
cough she's 15 u paedo cough
In some countries thats legal... i think... :wtf:
Edit: Pluto still down... a clear sign we dont have enough GMs playing... =(
all of pluto is in mc5 taking out there le's for a mass pking brawl... YOU SHOULD COME 2
Freaky Fryd
12-07-04, 00:09
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Maybe Pluto couldn't handle the continuous server strain?
;)
(it's been at 100+ for the last 3 or 4hrs)
In some countries thats legal... i think... :wtf:
Edit: Pluto still down... a clear sign we dont have enough GMs playing... =(
there are gm's O_o :wtf: o_O :wtf: 8| O_o o_O :wtf: 8| O_o
In some countries thats legal... i think...
Well, at least in Finland, it is... I mean, what means are there to stop such acts? :rolleyes:
You can tell when Pluto is down for many reasons:
Saturn down threads = OMFG ROLLBACK KK SUX KOS KOS QUITTIN!
Jupiter/Venus down = we never hear about
Uranus = no one cares about hehe
Pluto = higher quality insults, much calmer discussion and uber spam :D
Long live Pluto's downfall!!!111onethreetwelve!
Praetorian
12-07-04, 00:14
there are gm's O_o :wtf: o_O :wtf: 8| O_o o_O :wtf: 8| O_o
Yes, I know there are GMs... just not playing on pluto right now, or they would be working on getting it back up =)
Richard Slade
12-07-04, 00:15
Another dead hamster.. Let us mourn..
Yes, I know there are GMs... just not playing on pluto right now, or they would be working on getting it back up =)
Umm... how do you know they aren't working on getting it up? If they're still working on it, it's not up yet, do you follow my logic? ;)
Another dead hamster.. Let us mourn..
Indeed, however, I can do KK a special offer on Guinea Pigs! and for only another $9.99 per Guinea Pig, they can be enlarged, knocking the thruput of the Pluto server from 100GB/pa to 110GB/pa!!
How long as this game been retail?
as it may be directly linked to the hamsters deaths
i mean if its around 2 years ish...coincidence? lol :p
LOL! gary thats priceless nice 1 m8!
KILLER']NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
was standing in my app just talking and it went down.. god crist
2 weeks i don't do shit..
today i died 3 times for epics.. got a ppr for a clanmate.. recruited people in the clan.. got TONS of lowbie weapons for the clan.. and
pluto crashes.. maybe its a sign i shouldn't do shit :/
thats harsh mate I saw you getting dr quinn to make those nib weapons :/
Thread merged. We're aware of the Pluto problems, btw.
N
Atleast give us a estimate of time it's going to be down.....
Thread merged. We're aware of the Pluto problems, btw.
N
Can pluto have one of them "Pluto Status" things that Saturn is always getting? :angel:
[TgR]KILLER
12-07-04, 00:24
thats harsh mate I saw you getting dr quinn to make those nib weapons :/
nah she gave me 4 1 slotted spells for free :) din't get her to make stuff.. just bought and get some here and there
Praetorian
12-07-04, 00:24
Umm... how do you know they aren't working on getting it up? If they're still working on it, it's not up yet, do you follow my logic? ;)
Point being noone had aknowledged officially on the forum that it was down, and being worked on... there is now, however... ;)
oi, killer, get me on msn :p lexxuk@hotmail.com
lol i think they were mine! where they deflectors and shelters cuz I paid her 1 mill and she made me def and shelter 5 slotters!
[TgR]KILLER
12-07-04, 00:32
lol i think they were mine! where they deflectors and shelters cuz I paid her 1 mill and she made me def and shelter 5 slotters!
nope were some tl 40ish apu things
btw...
we'r on sat with like 20 people having fun @ mc5. killing the base commander.. tho bloody sucky mc5 drop :(
Richard Slade
12-07-04, 00:34
I can only laugh at you! haha!
Hey what am I doing here anyways? Why ain't I playing....
BAH! :wtf:
o_O wow :D
All viewing this thread :D
"Crono , Alasio , amfest , Barak , Birkoff , Candaman , cattypat , creech , Crybaby , dan waters , Dribble Joy , eric-the-ded , Falen , Falkon , G.0.D. , Glok , Iamzod , james_finn , Kikyo , krypto , manderf , mishkin , nEo-1664 , Nvidia , pabla , Pith , Quechua , Razielo , Richard Slade , skis , Sovellis , Topcat1 , Vanten , VirtualReGen , [TgR]KILLER "
Clownst0pper
12-07-04, 00:37
KK finally realise that the 70 pluto players are expendable ;)
Richard Slade
12-07-04, 00:38
KK finally realise that the 70 pluto players are expendable ;)
Umm that would be 10 players on seven accounts each but ok.. :p
I think what it is, Thanny got root access to the server (again) and decided to format Pluto to stick on a dedicated UT2004 server for him and the other KK staff to have some matches with each other, they will roll back the backup.. cept they dont have any.. coz Pluto never goes down.. so ALL IS LOST OMG ALL IS LOST, RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!111
Mumblyfish
12-07-04, 00:39
"Crono , Alasio , amfest , Barak , Birkoff , Candaman , cattypat , creech , Crybaby , dan waters , Dribble Joy , eric-the-ded , Falen , Falkon , G.0.D. , Glok , Iamzod , james_finn , Kikyo , krypto , manderf , mishkin , nEo-1664 , Nvidia , pabla , Pith , Quechua , Razielo , Richard Slade , skis , Sovellis , Topcat1 , Vanten , VirtualReGen , [TgR]KILLER "
Lies. I'm viewing. I'm just too good for the viewing list.
http://www.newcomicreviews.com/temp/spidey/spidey13.jpg
Every one we are having a blast at Saturn MC5 pking each other
about 20 of us.
I have negative 25 sl
and a ppu
^^
Every one we are having a blast at Saturn MC5 pking each other
about 20 of us.
I have negative 25 sl
and a ppu
^^
My acc expired, so i cant come join you :(
Clownst0pper
12-07-04, 00:50
My acc expired, so i cant come join you :(
Missing good times ;)
Missing good times ;)
I'm gunna go cry now :'( :'( :'( ohh pr0n :D :D :D :D
Clownst0pper
12-07-04, 00:53
I'm gunna go cry now :'( :'( :'( ohh pr0n :D :D :D :D
Oh yes- always takes the mind of the important things in life :lol:
Pluto is back online ...
Can u announce that on Saturn, i think its where everyone went hehehe
who cares we are having mc5 fun...
[TgR]KILLER
12-07-04, 01:05
Can u announce that on Saturn, i think its where everyone went hehehe
lol yup most of pluto is on sat. you'll find them all in the mc5 bit pking eachother :p i killed a few myself ^^
KILLER']lol yup most of pluto is on sat. you'll find them all in the mc5 bit pking eachother :p i killed a few myself ^^
Saturn will go down next due to all the dogtags clutterin up the database :p
Saturn will go down next due to all the dogtags clutterin up the database :p
Rofl most likly we spread afew around :angel:
KILLER']lol yup most of pluto is on sat. you'll find them all in the mc5 bit pking eachother :p i killed a few myself ^^
FEKKIN CRASHING PLUTO > Killer :P
james_finn
12-07-04, 01:19
Down Again
it's down again
/edit carb = kos kos :D
Carb, Telnet into the Server and rename the server from Pluto to Monica Lewinsky :D
trigger hurt
12-07-04, 01:19
Pluto is back online ...
PLUTO IS DOWN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturn Noob Fight Night At Mc5 Anyone?
james_finn
12-07-04, 01:20
agggghhhhh
and I was jus about to log as well :D
Saturn Noob Fight Night At Mc5 Anyone?
depends how many sad basts are ppu'in
Lol no shit. Least I managed to recycle two Repair eyes before it went down ( still need more mysterious broken implants to make more repairs, and need more melted laser devices to make more vech ) , least recycle did work for a moment. Wonder why the server going up and down, no official word?
lol that would be awsome... I was king of mc5 but I feel when the enemy rallied and made a last stand.
Me and Onoz (my ppu) vs 10 vicus noobs. I got the first 7 easily enough but I ran out of psi and stamina and fell to the knife and psi spells. :(
james_finn
12-07-04, 01:21
another Hamster died
Poor KK and their Pet bills
Edit: At least the pet shop near Hamburg must be doing good business :angel:
Praetorian
12-07-04, 01:26
another Hamster died
Poor KK and their Pet bills
Edit: At least the pet shop near Hamburg must be doing good business :angel:
Your telling me they got hamsters producing the electricity in little treadmills to power their servers? 8|
Your telling me they got hamsters producing the electricity in little treadmills to power their servers? 8|
They had Hamsters, I'm sure MJS told Codi to stop bringing his pet cat into work :lol: :lol:
They had Hamsters, I'm sure MJS told Codi to stop bringing his pet cat into work :lol: :lol:
I thought they switched over from that technology to Taters
Honestly... most fun I have had in neocron in a long time at mc5 :lol:
I thought they switched over from that technology to Taters
the taters kept crashing so I heard ;) so are now only used for Saturn hehehe
If i wasn't downloading I'd delete my apu monk and roll up another character to play there with ya . .but with BT running for as long as it has my resources are bleh right now .. and it took like 5 minutes for NC to start and close when I joined in there. I did give someone a mendicant rifle while I was there but they didn't have the skill to use it :(
the taters kept crashing so I heard ;) so are now only used for Saturn hehehe
Thought that was refried beans ;)
darkservent
12-07-04, 01:44
Oh GOD cant u go do this n00b MC5 at ur Anus, all my saturn slots are in use.
Clothing_Option
12-07-04, 02:12
OH MY GOD
offline for everyone else I take it?
WTF!!
I do so wish I coulda been there with you, but I was having fun on MSN, but, I still think I would have prefered to be with you lot, sounds like more fun <3
james_finn
12-07-04, 02:21
definatly was, me, evs, and Lord Mansion, killed all unle'd Runners in MC5, and Urm owned, then they all left :(
delphi (delphini on sat)
I miss all the good bits, you watch, i'll reactivate and Pluto wont ever go down again :(
Every one get back to Saturn MC5 some people are getting really strong with out people pking em. Hell lucid is 2/5 FUCK!
Comn people of pluto, lets fight at mc5 once more! :lol:
Mr Friendly
12-07-04, 02:51
think they finally just gave up on pluto's low population & did the servers a favor & closed puto :p
think they finally just gave up on pluto's low population & did the servers a favor & closed puto :p
Pluto is the spiritual home of Lexxuk - it will never be closed, for it shall forever be there in memory of Lexxuk :angel:
Why havnt they posted any status updates, i think it was nidd who said they know somthing is wrong, so pray tell am I going to loose all the grs i tagged today along with the large amount of xp?
Wow something in NC is broke again and no one is fixing it, you dont say...........
Wow something in NC is broke again and no one is fixing it, you dont say...........
Its only been 4 hours, give them a chance :p
hmm... now i cant log onto my charicter in saturn mc5... it just goes perma synch :(
hmm... now i cant log onto my charicter in saturn mc5... it just goes perma synch :(
you broke it with all your dog tags litterin the place hehehe :p
Im back in charge at mc5... me and a gen tank now rule. I had to smite lucid... but it was worth it!
you should get some sleep :p
VirtualReGen
12-07-04, 05:28
bah bah bah bah bah
PLUTO IS STILL DOWN!!!!!!!
1. Pack of Marlboro red 100's in the box $3.80u.s
2. 8 12packs of Bawls energy drink $40us
3. Sitting down for another 32 hour run on Neocron only to find that Pluto is down and I get to gank Saturn noobs and deal with typical saturn bullshit........priceless......Theres some things money cant buy, for everything else theres Masturbation. ;)
was watching a movie to releave bordem.. ill go back to saturn mc5 for a little and look for people to gank
Pluto still down :( I was having a lot more FRe's yesterday and I zoned into 5 different ppls appartments (Hi El Dude! :P ) yesterday.
Would be a nice time for a status update tbh.
What will those 5 people have to do in the free time? ;) (sorry I couldn't resist).
Noticed a lot of lag yesterday from pluto, thought it was the wife downloading something.
Is it still down?
PPULAMEF*CK / Lord M / delphini > all tbh
and goddykins, levelling your char in noob mc5 just to pk is a bit sad mate.
I know your bored :P
http://neocron.jafc.de/showthread.php?t=103461
still down?
Well i decided to log last night from MC5 after realising i couldn't control my noob Tank and PPU at the same time :(
Then went and watched Spiderman 2 :)
um....if pluto is still down when i get home I'm gonna cap my noobs in MC5 and kill you all!!!!!!
jeesus... how long can it take? and if I loose the 10+ mill psi xp I gained last night im going to be pissed....
[TgR]KILLER
12-07-04, 11:49
as long as they don't need a bloody roleback dit so much crap yesterday.. aint playing pluto to get sat's problems :p hehe
but announcement said something about hardware thats causing connection probs.. so something like a router or nic.. no reason for a roleback if you ask me :)
tbh if there's a roll back everyone should be given an mc5 chip
i WONT be happy with a roll back at all - i'll lose several million tank xp...
also there's a load of new players on pluto at the moment (im helping babysit about 3 or 4 of em) and to roll back would totally piss em off
also i got my FH2 yesterday, a roll back will piss me off no end
Anybody know exactly WHEN is 3 hours from "now" ? because I'm unable to define "now" since the anouncement is not timestamped.
will_hicks1
12-07-04, 12:12
GAH FUBARED
Zoid B capped INT last night if there is a roll back i am gunna be sooooo pissed
and,
i made a ppu 3 days ago last night i was able to rezz if there is a roll back kk are gunna feel the fubaring wrath of ppu'ish ness :angel:
Ahh the infamous "litany of curses" spell?
:)
not too fussed if there is a rollback or not, it won't effect me :-p
But i'd feel sorry for everyone else.
[TgR]KILLER
12-07-04, 12:35
Anybody know exactly WHEN is 3 hours from "now" ? because I'm unable to define "now" since the anouncement is not timestamped.
yea thought about pming snow with that :p it says now and 3 hours.. but without a time on it when the hell is now ? tho i'v checked it 2 hours ago so should be over soon :X
pluto is getting its hardware replaced O_o
Neocrons_coward
12-07-04, 13:53
NOW WE know where the gms Hang out :P
trigger hurt
12-07-04, 14:09
tbh if there's a roll back everyone should be given an mc5 chip
i WONT be happy with a roll back at all - i'll lose several million tank xp...
also there's a load of new players on pluto at the moment (im helping babysit about 3 or 4 of em) and to roll back would totally piss em off
also i got my FH2 yesterday, a roll back will piss me off no end
Including me. Finally got to a high enough level to solo swamp caves and went out for about 5 hours yesterday. Got 10 dex and 8 Int levels. Capped STR and CON and only got 1 more Psi to go to cap it. But from what it sounds like, they won't be rolling us back. I'm digging pluto this time around, and this would ruin it for me.
heh. at least last night has give me a RP story to post http://neocron.garyu69.com/
Patience young grasshopper
all will be reveled in time
Freaky Fryd
12-07-04, 14:30
all will be reveled in time
That's what the stripper said, but I proved that money can speed up the passage of time...
;)
EDIT: Just finished really playing Saturn for the first time. Started melee tank from scratch and he's up to STR 51 base in 12hrs, with no ppu or levelling support. :D w00t!
Hmm... they HAD to take Uranus and Jupiter down because of Pluto...then why not Saturn or Venus or is it because you dont want to steal hardware from poor Saturn and AD wont be happy if you do so from Venus?
A little fishy :p hardware theives!!!
Freaky Fryd
12-07-04, 14:35
ALL SERVERS BACK UP!
3 Cheers for KK!
(I'm going to bed now)
GAH FUBARED
Zoid B capped INT last night if there is a roll back i am gunna be sooooo pissed
and,
i made a ppu 3 days ago last night i was able to rezz if there is a roll back kk are gunna feel the fubaring wrath of ppu'ish ness :angel:
do you even know what fubar means...
oh and I had fun last night, god sux tho lucid could of killed him 10 times over but kept letting him live then him and some ******** melee tank killed him :(
you will be remembered Lucid.
EDIT: WTF we have a swearing filter????
f00k m3h h4x
we are just a bit quicker than the auto-reboot
omg f00k m3h!
<3 #>
i got some fan shots for you go on msm <3 <# erotic fruit eating
(forgive the posters on the wall, damn liv tyler is nice)
i got some fan shots for you go on msm <3 <#
(forgive the posters on the wall, damn liv tyler is nice)
erotic fruit eating
NUTRICIOUS
great now i need to change my pants... and find an apple O_o
great now i need to change my pants... and find an apple O_o
shes a good ball shaver
<3 beth
<3 mark
#>
err beth is belong to me so not <3 from crazy plz
err beth is belong to me so not <3 from crazy plz
:0
KOS
i show <3 for all mark my friend
all your beth are belong to us.
some one set us up the beth.
:rolleyes:
all your beth are belong to us.
some one set us up the beth.
:rolleyes:
no beth is mine, well mark thinks shes his.
she has nice fan.
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