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DonnyJepp
17-06-04, 03:05
Mission: Rasterbate your best NC screenshot, wall mounted:

http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/

It takes some practice, and a lot of black ink or toner, but it's neat :D

This one is 4x5 sheets of letter size off a good laser printer:

http://home.comcast.net/~schroet/raster1.JPG

Menolak
17-06-04, 03:13
hey, that's pretty cool :)

Dribble Joy
17-06-04, 03:15
Christ, how much that cost in ink? O_o

DonnyJepp
17-06-04, 03:22
Christ, how much that cost in ink? O_o


I printed it at work :p, it actually used so much black toner on "fine" quality that it jammed up my laser printer repeatedly :D so I had to step it down to "normal" quality :D :D

The output from the website gives you a PDF document with all the individual pages. I've got a 24" roll plotter that I'm going to format a job for so that I don't have to use all the tape to hold it together :)

bounty
17-06-04, 03:22
I'm actually quite good a rasterbating. Been doing it since about 14/15, somewhere in that area. German porn preferable. I don't have a big picture of me doing it up in my room, and i don't understand what ink has to do with any of it, unless you mean the white stuff. Oh wait.. :angel:

ex-machina
17-06-04, 03:47
I'm actually quite good a rasterbating. Been doing it since about 14/15, somewhere in that area. German porn preferable. I don't have a big picture of me doing it up in my room, and i don't understand what ink has to do with any of it, unless you mean the white stuff. Oh wait.. :angel:

lol yeah because there was nothing like that implied when they came up with the name!

:rolleyes:

DonnyJepp
17-06-04, 04:12
Attempt #2,

ex-machina
17-06-04, 04:18
My first attempt (ok not neocron, but WOW!, I can't wait to get into my new place and do some full-wall sized versions!)

tkNukem
17-06-04, 05:08
bah ex, that doesn't look rasterized!
i'm printing mine now (freakin ink D: wish i was still in school so i could use their toner lol)
i'll post some pics tomorrow if i can.

Samhain
17-06-04, 07:34
My first attempt

I painted my room canary yellow and black - but I like your nod, too.

bounty
17-06-04, 07:47
lol yeah because there was nothing like that implied when they came up with the name!

:rolleyes:
hey! someone had to say it :)

Original monk
17-06-04, 08:31
cool idea dhonny jepp, think i gonna rasterize and print some stuff here also, got some great machines here for doing so :) (i work on a grpahical department)

didnt even think about it lol

im omw printin :P

DonnyJepp
17-06-04, 08:37
cool idea dhonny jepp, think i gonna rasterize and print some stuff here also, got some great machines here for doing so :) (i work on a grpahical department)

didnt even think about it lol

im omw printin :P

This is gonna be cool, I got a couple of a Y commander made tonight to print tomorrow.

Heavyporker
17-06-04, 09:57
Wow.. that's pretty good looking stuff.

So...


... rasterbating, huh?


Wouldn't it be easier to hire a couple bukkake queens to just spit up on black paper?









:p

ex-machina
17-06-04, 16:13
bah ex, that doesn't look rasterized!
i'm printing mine now (freakin ink D: wish i was still in school so i could use their toner lol)
i'll post some pics tomorrow if i can.

I assure you it is! Rasterbation is great for small images, but it's even better if you have hi-res content to work it on. The original of that image would print at 300dpi at A2, but even sized down for rasterbation there is a crap load of detail that the dots pick up on.

I'm moving house next week, I am so going to rasterbate onto the walls O_O

Jailbird
17-06-04, 17:16
Masterbating?

wat?

DonnyJepp
17-06-04, 17:20
keep it clean guys I don't want my thread to get pwned

Jailbird
17-06-04, 17:22
Rasterbation

n. [portmanteau: raster + masturbation] The
gratuituous use of comuputer generated images and effects in movies
and graphic art which would have been better without them.
Especially employed as a term of abuse by Photoshop/GIMP users and
graphic artists.

k, I was close enough

FirestarXL
17-06-04, 17:26
That's a very cool concept actually, printers at work watch out!

landofcake
17-06-04, 19:41
i've just done one ... let me charge the camera batteries and i'll take a photo ...

DonnyJepp
18-06-04, 05:38
bling

Jailbird
18-06-04, 06:27
pretty.

I tried doing a 2x3 pages photo of myself in my graduation but it turned out not clear.. i guess it must be as big as your Mas.. Rasterbated picture.

DonnyJepp
19-06-04, 02:16
I ran out of cool NC screens so I found something else.

Ya'll are slacking, I'm rasterbating 4 times as much as anyone else :p

Oh yeah, linky:
http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Dictionary/kittinger/DI29.htm


The third flight, on August 16, 1960, broke records. The Excelsior III climbed to 102,800 feet (31,333 meters), and on his descent, Kittinger freefell at speeds up to 614 miles per hour, approaching the speed of sound without the protection of an aircraft or space vehicle and experiencing temperatures as low as minus 94 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 70 degrees Celsius). He was in freefall for 4.5 minutes before he opened his parachute at 18,000 feet (5,486 meters).

StryfeX
19-06-04, 03:30
I ran out of cool NC screens so I found something else.

Ya'll are slacking, I'm rasterbating 4 times as much as anyone else :p

Oh yeah, linky:
http://www.centennialofflight.gov/essay/Dictionary/kittinger/DI29.htmDonny likes killing kittens. :p

Cool concept. I'll have to attempt to dig up some cool NC screenies. Too bad my printer at home is a POS and I probably wouldn't be able to do it at work. :lol:

--Stryfe

G.0.D.
19-06-04, 10:20
Just finished master- ... rasterbating a 16 page kill bill poster
=
pwnage

This thing is really sweet, But I shouldent have used my bubblejet Im almost out of black ink now. Wouldent feel so bad about it but I do own a BW lazer jet :P

Epsilon 5
20-06-04, 10:00
I have a specialised store less than a mile away than could get me full color/detail pictures that size for about 10-15 bucks.

so :p to you :lol:

Deathzor
20-06-04, 11:11
lol why pay 15 bucks for that when you can do it in black and white for free, So :p to you. :)


Personally I think black and white looks better. ;)

Original monk
20-06-04, 11:21
I have a specialised store less than a mile away than could get me full color/detail pictures that size for about 10-15 bucks.

so :p to you :lol:

we have a plotter at work and it goes into crazy detail, same as some digital colourcopiers, extreme resolutions in exotic measurements, i could paint my wall with em... but ..

a rasterized image has that extra special feeling :) in these days of hi-res colours and giant billboards

altough i prefer using an adobe-related product to do so, but its always the same principle :)

the y-replicant was really nice yeah, the monk was extremely cool :)

im allready going true my screens etc, i allready got me a new avater by checking them :)

when i got some nice stuff ill post a picture =)

SilentEye
20-06-04, 12:28
Someone, make it on this!

http://194.109.220.50:21000/master_bate_on_me.jpg

DonnyJepp
20-06-04, 12:38
I've got a good one for Monday.

@silent, What is that? A DOY tunnel ladder? I think it would probably use up all my toner :p

landofcake
20-06-04, 12:41
http://www.aouv68.dsl.pipex.com/rasterbation.jpg

Can you spot where i started to run out of ink ? :lol:

DonnyJepp
20-06-04, 12:43
look it's Sh0dan!

sweeet.

Epsilon 5
20-06-04, 22:15
a rasterized image has that extra special feeling in these days of hi-res colours and giant billboards

Well I'm not the kind of guy that will go back to old technologies and less-than-cutting-edge measures just to be a little nostalgic. I look forward to the future, and will only look back to make sure i don't make the mistakes i may have done before.

SilentEye
21-06-04, 01:38
I've got a good one for Monday.

@silent, What is that? A DOY tunnel ladder? I think it would probably use up all my toner :p

It's a sexy ladder with the sun shining trough the roof, are you blind? fool! :o :lol:

DonnyJepp
22-06-04, 04:25
:cool:

tkNukem
24-06-04, 06:03
alright i r back from teh vacation and ima post teh uber rasterized type thing!

http://tkershaw.netfirms.com/rasterbadger1.JPG
http://tkershaw.netfirms.com/rasterbadger2.JPG
freakin awesome aint it?!

G.0.D.
24-06-04, 07:13
SEX!! :p

Original monk
24-06-04, 08:58
rofl, cool rasters

DonnyJepp
25-06-04, 08:34
:p

56 pages, 1.5 rolls of tape, 1 hour to put together

/edit adjusted brightness on the left one

Jonax
25-06-04, 08:55
No need to guess what the walls of my university room'll be covered with :D

DonnyJepp
25-06-04, 23:20
You might recognize this guy

ex-machina
25-06-04, 23:39
Donny, you rock - rasterbating has spread to all my friends, thanks for the link.

phunqe
25-06-04, 23:53
(OT)

There are not many threads where you basically can have a field day giggling at every response in them :p


I'm moving house next week, I am so going to rasterbate onto the walls

No need to guess what the walls of my university room'll be covered with

Donny, you rock - rasterbating has spread to all my friends

Can you spot where i started to run out of ink ?

Someone, make it on this!

wish i was still in school so i could use their toner

Ya'll are slacking, I'm rasterbating 4 times as much as anyone else

:D :D